Author: Hippie Tom

Typically, when I’m stoned, and going to bed at whatever time it is in the evening….or early morning if I’ve pulled an all-nighter, I can generally get into a sleeping position that’s comfortable right away.

Many times, my brain will still be writing when I attempt to call it a night, and occasionally, I end up getting up, and writing whatever I was thinking for fear of forgetting by the time I wake up.

The other night I must have tried 87 different positions before I finally found a comfortable position and fell asleep.

Right side, left side, on my back, on my stomach, left leg crooked up, or right leg up, both legs up in a fetal position, both legs stretched out, 87 different positions. Last night was different.

As I crawled into bed, which seemed somewhat impossible because I was stoned and a bit unstable, groping my way to my bed.

My dog Shelton had already assumed a certain position, and I plopped down in a uncomfortably temporary position that became permanent because of where Max had peed in the center of my bed.

I was lying about 3/4 on my right side with my right knee in the air and my left leg and knee right below my right knee and leg. I hadn’t yet tried the other 86 positions of frustrations.

Now, here’s an interesting observation. Dogs like licking things like your hand, face, or another part of your body. Many people will assume and say that a dog will lick their owner because they love the salty taste.

Shelton is a foot licker, but he only likes to lick my feet at night just as we are trying to go to sleep. Not a day time licker. I usually let Shelton lick until he gets tired of it.

Because of the awkward position I was in, with both feet under the blanket, avoiding the large wet spot, (thanks to Max), Shelton began licking the only thing he could, my blanket-covered right knee positioned about eight inches above the bed in an awkward position.

As he was licking the portion of the blanket covering my right knee, I thought to myself, “He’s not licking my right knee for the salt because it’s covered by my blanket. He’s licking the blanket, and as far as I knew, there wasn’t any salt or cum stains on the blanket.

Note: they say that spermicide is salty. I really don’t know having not ever tasted it. Women have told me to eat lots of Pineapple before they come over.

He licked that spot on the blanket where my uplifted knee was until it was wet, then he proceeded to lick my left knee, which was under the blanket as well.

Again, no salt or cum stains on the blanket. What did this tell me? Proof positive that Shelton was not licking me for the salty taste.

I firmly believe that his licking was his way of showing his unconditional respect, his unconditional love, his total unconditional faith in me.

After he finally finished his licking, he came up to the head of the bed, licked my face once, and fell asleep alongside my head. It wasn’t for the salty taste.

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Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

 

Paul was asking if I had any bleach. I said no why. He says he needs to bleach my sink after he washes Max’s butt hole. Why? Because Toy Poodles have a LOT of curly hair around their butts, and poop “Turds” sometimes will stick AND dry, and in Max’s case, it was getting out of hand.

The only way to prevent the poop-stickage thing is when you wipe his butt the first sign of poop/turd stickage and/or going to the groomer on a frequent basis.

So, Paul was just being considerate and conscientious asking me if I had any bleach, because it was my sink, he was planning on using, and the distinct possibility that he may have been wondering if I would ever prepare a meal in a kitchen sink. WTF? Spaghetti and Meatballs?

I said, “No big deal brother Paul. It’s not like I’m going to be washing my feet in that sink anytime soon”.

To which Paul immediately responded, “We were just going to toss you a salad in that sink”. I laughed so hard because of the spontaneity of the moment.

We ARE stoned because as Manfred was leaving my Casa an hour ago, he noticed that Paul had forgotten to plug the electric-cooking device back in again. Manfred plugged it in…..AGAIN.

I say again because two hours ago, Paul had filled a large pot with water to heat up, (which he STILL needs) to gently lower Max’s rear end into the sink of heated water to soften up those now petrified dog turds.

Yes, plural “Turds”, because each time Max takes a shit, the turd comes out and is blocked by an earlier turd, buildings visibly recognizable hunk of dog shit.

So, full circle, with the first pot of heated water that Paul poured into the filthy/nasty sink (neither of us have turned on our water heaters), an hour after he poured that hot water into the sink, I got up from my chair and noticed that the water was really nasty, I had told Paul that if I were him, I’d start over again because that sink was nasty filthy dirty because I had not used it as a sink since I moved in here, and personally, I would not stick MY dogs ass in that nasty water.

Of course, Paul agreed. He emptied the sink of the heated, now nasty water, and cleaned it spotless, preparing it for the next pot of water.

Then he fills up the pot again, and goes back to his Casa. Before leaving, he set a timer with Alexa for 15 minutes, and I told him it would take two hours with that amount of water (full pot).

About an hour later, Manfred discovered that the hot/plate cooking device was not plugged in. He plugged it in and I said , “See you in two more hours”. I laughed. It was spontaneity at its best. Third pot heating up now as I write this.

Let’s face it. It takes skill to shave curly hair around a Toy Poodle’s butt hole. Paul bought a dog grooming electric clipper and tried. Couldn’t do it. Time to see Janet the Groomer again.

Postscript at 11:02 PM: Paul finally called me and asked me to turn off the hot plate.

While on our Walkie-Talkies, I walked into the kitchen and noticed that when Manfred had plugged in the plug that Paul forgot to plug in an hour ago, I noticed that the hot-plate was off all that time because the plug was loose. I first plugged it in all the way, then unplugged it after Paul said to turn it off.

I guess he’ll try for the other 50% of what’s left of Max’s turds stuck to his curly-haired butt hole tomorrow.

Postscript 2: Don’t attempt any of this when stoned. If you own a Toy Poodle and you’re a Stoner, you’ll understand.

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Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

 

There is one reason why we don’t say “Holy Christmas” instead of “Merry” Christmas like we all are used to saying as a happy, merry, greeting amongst friends and strangers.

Hundreds of years ago, the short two words celebrating the birth of Jesus WAS “Holy Christmas” as a greeting/salutation.

It was during a time in our history, that anywhere the Christian Religion l was dominant (which WAS Catholicism ONLY at that time), there was year round misery for those that although they still believed in Jesus Christ, they did NOT believe in Catholicism. They were scorned, tortured, and in many cases, crucified for not adhering to the Catholic religion.

The Inquisition was a powerful office set up within the Catholic Church to root out and punish heresy throughout Europe and the Americas. It’s unbelievably disgusting what the Roman Catholic Church did to humanity.

Beginning in the 12th century and continuing for hundreds of years, the Inquisition is infamous for the severity of its tortures and its persecution of Jews and Muslims, and non-Catholic Christians.

If you were a native of South America, and many other third-world countries, you were put to death if you didn’t convert from paganism or whatever, to Catholicism.

In Europe, that persecution continued up until the time when larger and larger groups of people,  who were followers of Martin Luther, truly began to achieve religious freedom. The Reformation. The beginnings of all the various Protestant denominations, key word, “Protest”.

Prior to the advent of the Protestant movement, Persecution, and death mostly, for those true “Christians” that could not be converted to Catholicism.

So, Merry? No, but Holy Christmas. Then later, Christmas became a holiday that was filled with joy and laughter, and……wait for it…..SINGING!

Imagine singing “Holy Christmas, maybe repeating it over and over again, “Holy Christmas “Holy Christmas “Holy Christmas “Holy Christmas “Holy Christmas. People hadn’t yet started writing what we now know as Christian Christmas Carols, limited language.

So, if you can imagine a small family of the persecuted Christians trying real hard to feel “Merry” celebrating the birth of Jesus while being chased by the Catholic Church’s death squads.

After a bit, one would think, the persecuted Christians are saying, “Holy Christmas! Nothing Holy about how those asshole catlicks treat us”.

Then, someone suggested “Happy” as in “Happy Christmas”. No, that didn’t quite work either.

Then someone came along and suggested “Heiter” which is German for “Merry”. It would have been different if the German people were saying “Heil Heiter” instead of “Heil Hitler”…..Heil as a verb meaning “to greet_, so, “Hello Merry, or joyful (happiness)”.

Singing “Merry Christmas” worked. Sounded silly repeated many times like “Holy Christmas”, so that’s why we say Merry Christmas once, followed by a  “HO-HO-HO” three times. The H0-HO-HO came along after Saint Nicholas (Santa Claus) came along. What a scary thing for a small child. A fat guy dressed weird, loudly saying, “Merry Christmas, HO-HO-HO” as your mother is forcing you to sit on this strange fat dude’s lap. Never mind that he smelled weird (whiskey) and his beard scratched your face.

Doesn’t work saying “HO-HO-HO-HO” (well, for some people, yes, it works).

Not two, “HO-HO”s, as in “Merry Christmas HO-HO”, and Definitely not one “HO”, as in “Merry Christmas, Ho”.

I prefer saying “Merry Christmas” with four “HO’s”. Works for me anyway.

Postscript: For myself, Atheism didn’t drop in on me all of a sudden. It took a few decades of study.

Postscript 2: As a species, we have been crossing over the 150 year threshold between the “Age of Pisces”, referring to the Age of Religions and Wars, into the “Age of Aquarius” known as the Age of Technology and PEACE. Times they are a’changing folks.

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Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

 

“Saulk-Caulker”

Paul and I were sitting at his 6-foot-wide Gaming Console, “Play Station” as I call it, getting stoned, drinking Apple Cider, when somehow, the discussion turned to Denzel Washington in the opening scene of “The Equalizer”.

He is facing odds that he’s either going to get killed in the shortest film in history, 2 minutes and 28 seconds…..Or, he kills all seven badass dudes in just over two minutes and goes on to killing a lot more bad ass dudes for the next two hours. Take your pick. Either way it’s a great movie.

Paul had asked me if I was going to stick around for a while. So, I told him that I didn’t set a timer on how long I was going to hang with him before I made my escape back to my own den of irrefutable spontaneity when I am writing wilts stoned.

That was what reminded me of that first scene.  Camera close-up shot of Denzel setting the timer on his digital watch. I need to watch that scene again to get the actual time. I think it was 2:17, (2 minutes and 17 seconds). At the end of the scene, he was off by a few seconds.

What an absolute genius the screen writer was, or someone else like one of the actors, producers, whoever, coming up with the idea of Denzel setting the timer on his digital watch. Genius!

I explained all that just to say, when Paul was wasting his time looking for that movie, and then ultimately finding it exactly where I told him to look in the first place, (YouTube), in between he suggested “Hey! Let’s watch bla-bla-bla”, I said, “Forget it Cocksucker”, to which Paul bounced back, something that sounded like, “Sault-Caulker”, which I find to be hilarious!

From now on, I shall never ever use the word, COCKSUCKER ever again. Everyone one who knows me knows that I use colorful language all the time, and that there is no intent of malice aforethought in it. Not exactly a term of endearment for some.

Which full-circle’s me to the fact that for a long time, I have utilized the full rights to that “Freedom of Speech” thing. Nixon would be proud.

My two adult children have been telling me forever, to manage my “Filter” better in public, especially with their friends.

Like, going into a restaurant, “Dad, please have your filter on so Tommy and I can enjoy our meal with you”.

Now, THAT was for language that was far less worse than it is today. Words like SHIT, DAM, or an occasional slip of FUCK.

At my age now I have discovered that my mouth really is worthy of getting washed out with Perchloric Acid. My closest friends understand that. My two adult children? No.

So, Paul was teasing me about watching some silly movie (and I knew it). I said, “Cocksucker”, which for me, thanks to my brother Paul and a wonderful Vape Pen, is eternally replaced with SAULK-CAULKER, hahahaha!

Postscript: Then as I finished writing this short story, a close friend/buddy stopped by for a while with some great bud and a wonderful Vape Pen.

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Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

History tells us, and a majority of people believe, that the beginning of the end for Communist USSR, was when the Berlin wall came down.

The Berlin Wall, as you may recall, was a wall that divided Berlin, with the USSR controlling the eastern half, and the United States (and it’s Allie’s) owning the western half. The city of Berlin was in Eastern Germany, which was controlled by the Soviet Union (USSR), and this was how Germany was split up after World War II.

It was unfortunate for those Germans living in East Berlin because they WERE oppressed. Many with family in West Berlin. Some of us are old enough to remember when Ronald Reagan said, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall”, as a statement in his famous Berlin Wall Speech, in West Berlin on June 12, 1987.

Something Diane Sare said in her daily podcast/update today triggered this thought/inspiration today.

Just as the destruction of the Berlin Wall signaled the eventual fall of communism in what is now known as Russia, I think that there has been a slow crumbling of an invisible wall surrounding the USA and it’s primary partner in crime, Great Britain (Wall Street and the City of London) for years.

This “crumbling” of the wall surrounding the western powers is evident in the fact that people, whole societies really, have been slowly waking up, thanks to social media, and the rise of the “Truth” as it’s shared on numerous platforms outside the “Main Stream Media”.

In the USA, the legal system has been weaponized for several years, as you can see that in spite of Congress proving that scumbags like Fauci had lied, that Hunter’s Laptop is the real deal, that the DNC elites had suppressed the truth on Social Media platforms like Twitter and Facebook, AND our Demo-Rat controlled justice system will not prosecute cases BECAUSE, they have weaponized the justice system.

Many folks agree that the origins of the shit-show began prior to World War I, and by time WW2 was over, the military/industrial complex, run by the elite/cabal was well entrenched. Eisenhower warned us in his final speech. JFK talked about it. Look where that got him.

So, right now I speak of the evolved process that has been occurring over at least the last two decades…..since 9-11, and as more and more people discover that they have been held hostage by a system that has served only the most wealthy, we ALL are saying, “The gig is up assholes, it’s OUR time now”.

Although this “Crumbling of the invisible wall” has been a slow process that may continue for another decade, I believe the final death blow is in maybe six years.

What changes are coming for the western powers, nobody knows for certain. At the same time that this breaking down of the West’s invisible wall seems apparent, the other “side” which includes dozens of countries all over the world are getting together in ways never thought possible before, when the USA had more control.

Look at BRICS. From Wikipedia: BRICS is an acronym for five leading emerging economies: Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa. The first four were initially grouped as “BRIC” (or “the BRICs”) in 2001 by Goldman Sachs economist Jim O’Neill, who coined the term to describe fast-growing economies that would collectively dominate the global economy by 2050; South Africa was added in 2010.

Another signal that the USA and their partners in crime are slowly losing their superiority is the movement away from the U.S. Dollar as the reserve currency. Earlier this year Russia left the U. S. Dollar crying in the road like a poor Coyote about to be turned into road/kill when he put the Russian Ruble on Gold as a standard. One could say that the invisible wall surrounding the western powers has been a financial one.

Look at China. They practically own the USA. The elite/cabal wasn’t thinking too clearly thirty years ago, when they first began shifting their labor/intensive assembly-line work and critical industries like the Steel Industries to China.  It was good for the shareholders and bad for the American economy and citizens.

The elites knew that they would become billionaires, but they also made China very wealthy as well. Now China is in a position of world-wide significance, (go research BRICS). China and Russia are the key shareholders.

Of course, there are several other key indicators that the west is collapsing, (that invisible wall). Look at the trillions of tax-payer dollars going into the elite’s pocketbooks for a senseless involvement in Ukraine.

Share your own thoughts and research. Add to mine. Is a real “Revolution” slowly taking place already, or, will the USA/System fall, and change, due to a real bullets flying kind of revolution?

“But you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
How you don’t believe
We’re on the eve of destruction”

Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

 

 

I believe that in the future, like maybe 100 years or so from now, when children are reading their history books, learning about the past, the word “politician” will be synonymous with “crook, racketeer, or swindler”.

For the past sixty years or so, the business of “Politics” has been making a LOT of politicians’ wealthy beyond their annual salaries primarily due to the nature of the “business”. I’m sure the corruption goes way back, perhaps 100 years.

Lobbyists of businesses and some foreign countries like zebrael, pay money for influence, and sometimes the purchase of influence, or reason to pay a politician massive sums of money, is not about serving our best interests as a people, and nation.

The idea of “Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth” as stated in Lincoln’s famous Gettysburg Address on November 19, 1863 has unfortunately, perished in deed. Lincoln gave a great speech, but he would be sad to see what our political system of influence peddling has become.

America’s political and legal systems are “Rotten to the Core”, an idiom that originally described a “Bad Apple”, and in it’s usage in the English language refers to a person being very bad or dishonest.

If America (its citizens), were considered to be the good “apples” in a basket, you would normally remove the “Bad” apples” from the basket, right?

It is time now for dramatic changes in how we govern ourselves, and how the rest of the world does as well. Democracy was okay for a few hundred years, but the future of our own country and the rest of the world begs for something new.

I’m not a socialist, but I believe that this new system of governance will incorporate all the positive attributes of what our species has experienced before.

I call this new system INCLUSIONISM. Root word: INCLUDE, i.e., we ALL will have an active role in governing our country and our world.

I’m sure that the end result of re-inventing our system of governance will have a positive impact on how we function as a nation, and how our global community will function together as well.

I’m not prepared to get into details in this essay on what we as a people can and cannot do to make the changes we need, but I do have my own thoughts on the steps/processes to achieve the goal. The goal being a better world, with no more wars, no more famines, no more homelessness, no more poverty.

Let’s talk. Please share your own thoughts and visions.

Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

 

Fast Food Restaurants.  There was a time, many galaxies away, when the majority and typical employee in ALL of the “Fast Food” restaurants like McDonald’s, Burger King, and a dozen others, was white teenagers over 17, and little old ladies over 65. They ALL spoke English.

Now in the galaxy we are in, if your galaxy happens to be Las Vegas, 99% of the staff are, let’s face it, mostly Mexican, with some Central American thrown in there. 100% of them DO NOT speak English. Why am I writing about this?

In this essay I am talking about the cultural/societal changes over the past twenty years or so. This analysis only applies to areas that have a large percentage of Spanish-speaking people, as opposed to the opposite. Like comparing Las Vegas today versus Ham Lake; Minnesota.

Fast Food restaurants? This isn’t about just your average Burger King in Las Vegas or East LA. This societal metamorphosis applies to Donut Shops, and any other service type work/job where if you’re a Mexican or from Nicaragua; chances are that you cannot speak a lick of English. If you could, you wouldn’t be working in a Fast-Food joint. You won’t find ANY white people picking Strawberries in Oxnard either.

If you are a white dude in the ages between 18 and 21, you MIGHT still work in a burger joint to help with college expenses, but the stores you prefer to work at are in the predominately white neighborhoods. If you’re a younger white person you might even take public transit to the nicer parts of the city if you’re a average middle-class dude or dudette. In other words, at least there would be more than one employee that speaks English.

Now let’s put’r in Warp Drive and cruise on back to the Ham Lake Galaxy, which is 1963. Take the same/similar areas, and you will see that the majority of the populations are English speaking. Even in Las Vegas. In that galaxy, housekeeping staff at all the hotels were whites and blacks. Now it’s mostly Hispanics.

Over the three stages of transformation/evolution, the shift went from the all-white staffing to more and more staffing of women of color, then eventually shifting to a vast majority of Hispanics. Even in cities like Minneapolis you’ll find a high percentage of “Foreigners” from somewhere working at the burger joints.

I’m not talking about prejudiced hiring practices. Just the change in who’s willing to work in a burger joint now, compared to the past, and the shrinking of the middle-income class, and the growth of the lower income class. Over the past twenty years, the Federal Minimum Wage has gone from $5.15 an hour to $7.25 an hour. Not a big difference over twenty years.

Compare the changes in the demographics since 1963 and today. Compare the three different galaxies or stages. Myself? I’m 74-years-young and I can tell you all about what it was like growing up in the 1950’s, and the societal changes that I have seen in every area of our lives, both pre-integration and post.

So, that’s the warm-up to the meat of this story. On Planet Las Vegas in Galaxy 2022; if you are retired, on disability benefits, and you aren’t necessarily looking for a job, and you happen to feel inclined to work part-time because a local (famous) upscale Fast-Food restaurant that is being built near you is paying $15 per hour, you jump on it, and get hired. Oh, and you’re a white dude. Note: The Hispanic management doesn’t make that much, so I wonder what they pay a Hispanic dude versus yourself.

Now, there is an extensive training period, from learning how to program the French-Fry Machine, to how to properly sweep the floor. Because the store near you where your job will be is still under construction, the training takes place in Las Vegas. The corporation that owns yours, (which is in a predominately white area), owns 300 more stores spread over Nevada, Southeastern California, and the northern part of Arizona.

Since your yet to be opened store is 45 minutes from Las Vegas, it makes sense that your training would be accomplished in the Las Vegas/Henderson/ Boulder City area. It’s great! Until your first shift for training at a store in Las Vegas.

I’m guessing that a shift is comprised of about ten employees. You, the happy retired white dude from Minnesota who only speaks English, and the other nine on your shift who only speak Spanish and not a lick of English. Maybe that’s why they had to invent the numbering system on the menu. The person who DOES speak and understand English is the Hispanic woman who is glued to her headset her entire shift except for a pee break, and she certainly doesn’t know how to set the automatic timer on the French Fry Machine, The Hispanic shift manager is amongst the nine others who “No entiendo ingles”.

Imagine the nightmare if you will, and we all know it’s not rocket science flipping burgers; but if it were I…..I certainly would want to receive my instructions in English whilst training. When I was told this actual story, I admit it was hilarious to me. Like it could be a SNL skit with John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd.

Visualize it yourself in your mind, if you’re creative like myself, your Shift Manager trying to explain how to clean the toilets, in Spanish, or setting the automatic timers for the French Fry Machines. To most of the jabbering, all you can do is nod your head up and down and pray that it’s something Juan is saying which requires a shake-head-back-and-forth motion, signifying that you understand. Like learning how to sweep the floor, “empuje el cepillo hacia adelante, levántelo y tire hacia atrás, luego empuje el cepillo hacia adelante nuevamente. Repita el proceso”.

Like, in Spanish, Juan is saying, “You’re not the type that love to give employees and customers blow-jobs are you?” to which your response…..had you known Spanish, would’ve been something like, “No Senor, yo amor mujer”. Instead, you nod your head up and down in agreement.

Postscript: I once served the greatest poet/songwriter of all time, (the only song writer to be awarded the Nobel Prize for his category)……Two Cheeseburgers, Fries, and a Coooooke! I was working at Robby’s hamburger joint in Dinkytown, which was on the University of Minnesota Campus in Minneapolis. I had no idea who or what he was at the time, until I heard him later at the local “Coffeehouse”, which in those days, was a venue for up and coming Folk Music Artists. Guess who he was.

Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

 

So I’m playing online Texas No Limit Hold-‘Em’ poker at a nine-player table. I was especially inspired tonight because of the wonderful Banana-Flavored edibles thanks to my friend Buddy.

In other words, for those who know me, when I’m “Inspired”, I write a LOT, stoned or not.

Now, at this site, the only one I’ll play at, (clubwpt.com), the communication via texting between players, if any, is NH (means Nice Hand, I always say NICE FOOT), LOL! That one seems to be popular. I type out, HAHAHAHA!

https://www.clubwpt.com/

Now, the less advanced of the “Short Talkers” as I call them, usually type out the words “Nice Hand” or whatever.

Then there’s this dude tonight that I have been directing most of my chat room essays to, including one that was directed towards three players including the dude, about sex versus poker and other interesting stories.

And then the dude mysteriously went from plain English to indecipherable gibberish, like G@&c blfg5, that for all I know, is possibly a stab at rudeness-like “Table Talk” that he automatically thinks the whole world will understand what the fuck he’s saying, meant to disturb your psyche, but me? It just makes this idiot of a player seem even funnier to me.

But guess what folks? I’m the King of Table Talk in real life face to face poker tournaments (I’ve won two old-farts Sunday tournaments in Laughlin), and I challenge ANYONE to put up the $10,000 for me to table talk with all those people at the next WSOP Tournament (I’ll win it all, we split 60/40, the 60% for you). This online poker chat room? Piece of Pie!

Some players like myself will actually carry on a conversation with other players because they are friends, i.e., like the friends I have made in the game over the course of three years playing on the same website, which IS FREE, I say again. I digressed.

I’m usually half-way between George Carlin and myself when I’m stoned, so tonight, here was my “suggestion” to a few really bad poker players. “You know, there are two totally unrelated things that are very similar in a way. Poker and Sex”.

With Poker, the more patient you are, (called being tight), the more satisfying and rewarding the game is, if your “Skill-Set is above average.

In other words, dudes & dudettes, don’t blow your whole Wad (chips) in five hands. Same as sex.

If you’re a dude, especially, don’t blow your wad and roll over and go to sleep. Your “Lady” will certainly enjoy you much more if you are……Wait for it…..PATIENT! PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU MIGHT STAY MARRIED UNTIL DEATH DO YOU PART (OLD AGE)!

Postscript: We’ll, it DOES take “Two” to Tango”. My ex? She was the one that quickly rolled over and went to sleep. I would’ve loved to have typed, “rolled off of me two hours later”, but she was a one position only kind of a gal, if you know what I mean.

Postscript Two: Dudes, if your Lady knows how to dance, dance with her! Kind of a poetic ending to my essay?

Postscript Three: If you are already on the “Club, or you are just joining, my “Handle” is DOCTCS.

Postscript Four: I’m thinkin’ that Men with Men and Women with Women MAY just be a lot more fun and satisfying, although I’m straight as an arrow myself, and there has been two different women in my life that have truly exhausted me after three hours.

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Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

Tonight, Paul and his close friend Loon, are playing/live streaming this game called EVIL DEAD, and in the game Paul’s character “Has found the Light”, something I didn’t quite understand at first (lots of symbolism in video games for you religious types to muse over). Something he failed to do in 3 or 4 other previous attempts in the past when he was dual-role (2 playing) in the same game with Loon.

Now, as a non-gamer “audience participant”, I must say that the video “Game” EVIL DEAD is as violent and bloody as it can be, but for myself and most normal people, it is pure fantasy, something that is purely entertaining and believe it or not, stress-relieving for many gamers who just want to chill out and absorb themselves in a “Game” as a relief from a really rough day at work.

It’s NOT going to drive me or ANY other “Normal” person to all of a sudden in some bizarre insane moment, run out and by a fully-automatic AR-15 and murder 63 people at Walmart and/or at the Baptist Church down the street.

In almost every case, regardless of who the shooters are/were, they ALREADY had “Mental” issues going on way before the mass-murder took place. Issues that in many cases for the younger killers, their parents knew about it, but gave up on trying to heal/restore “Jimmy” back to something close to normal, mentally.

So for all you denouncers, non/gamer / non-educated- in-gaming folks like I am, use a little common sense, do the research like I’ve been doing for a year now, and discover the hidden treasures in video “games” like Loon inspiring me tonight by saying, “The light reduces fear”. I digress.

So, as it played out tonight, I sometimes have what I call a “Technical Question” during their game play. I asked the question, “Is that “Light“ source some sort of rejuvenating force/entity in the game?” And Loon responded, “Yes, each dose of the light reduces your fear”.

Now, I thought to myself, “That same thing as an analogy applies in real life.

For soldiers, they are conditioned/trained to lose or reduce fear in order to survive against an enemy. I’m thinking that reducing fear, for the soldier, increases optimism, and vice versa. “Bravery/Courage” on the battlefield is a result of that soldier being optimistic that he/she will route the enemy and be victorious, just saying.

For a homeless single mother and her two children living in their 1991 Chevy Sedan in East Bumfart, New Jersey….(or wherever),……That mother eventually crawls out of that gutter of despair, because she grew from fearful to unafraid, I.e., she consistently over time, reduced her fear, eventually found work at a child-care facility/home , (taking along her four-year-old daughter and three-year-old son to “Work” every  day, giving THEM a better environment to grow up in.

Now, living in a one-bedroom apartment, that Fearless = Optimistic, Optimistically Fearless mother one day gets her law degree via two years of online courses and night school. She graduates, passes the “Bar”, and is hired by a law firm that specializes in human needs, helping their state legislature write and pass bills to make all our lives better in some way or another. Plus now her and her children are living in a $500,000 Townhome.

That once fearful, homeless mother with her children, became FEARLESSLY OPTIMISTIC AND OPTIMISTICALLY FEARLESS…….AND, SUCCESSFUL.  How wonderful is that!

I don’t think it’s so much about having “Courage” against an “enemy” in your life, regardless of what that enemy is, but having optimism which does reduce the fear, in general, i.e., BEING optimistic brings on the courage to be less fearful making you ultimately, a winner. Inspired by a video “game”.

Postscript: It’s not about “Hope”, “I hope to get a job soon and straighten my life out”. To me, “Hope” is baseless/fruitless, because you have to actually DO something, like that mother first did. She was optimistic that she would find work, that she would put in a day’s work, and eventually study law which was her strong goal and desire, to better her life and her children’s lives.

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Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

All mothers weep when one of their children dies, whatever the cause of death. I would imagine that even Jeffery Dahmer’s mother cried at least one tear for him, right? But most of the weeping and gnashing of teeth on her part were for his victims, and for her tormenting regret that she ever brought him into this world.

Today I saw a MSM article on Facebook about a Ukrainian woman who was weeping over the loss of her second son within a week in the “Conflict” in Ukraine right now.

Yes, “War is Hell”. Why doesn’t the MSM post articles about the horror of that war from the Eastern part of Ukraine? You know, images of the Russian speaking mothers in the Donets Basin (Donbas), weeping over THEIR dead children that have been killed by the Ukrainian soldiers.

The native language of 74.9% of the population of the Donetsk region is Russian, compared with 24.1% Ukrainian.

Hey, MSM, how about all those mothers in Yemen holding their dead child in their arms?

I think I smell a capitalistic rat here folks. Research the spread south and east of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) over many decades which originally was set up for the countries IN and around the “North Atlantic” at the end of World War 2. 

Then research how many USA Military Bases are in the NATO countries. Then research the companies that produce weapons of war and who benefits financially from the military/industrial complex that Eisenhower warned us about in his final speech as POTUS.

I have always agreed with that first person that coined the phrase, “Follow the Money”. What political leaders are personally benefiting from what’s going on right now in Ukraine?

It’s become obvious over the past fifty or sixty years that Main Stream Media (MSM) has become a propaganda weapon/tool, more and more, increasingly obvious to the majority of people around the planet with real knowledge and “Common Sense”.

What can we do? As much as we despise attributes of certain social media platforms, we DO use it to express our own beliefs about a given subject. We see two sides of the coin regarding the current situation in Ukraine for example.

People are casting shit at Putin, and people shoveling shit on Biden and the rest of the Western Block that pretty much drinks from the teat of the USA.

Check again the ownership of the top forty companies that are part of the military/industrial complex. Mostly USA companies, some British, some French, etcetera. How about a major campaign to talk some sense into those who own stock in these companies, to provide them with the financial reason and the moral reason, to divest themselves of ALL their stocks related to war, weapons of war, even the fucking underwear *Skivvies” that the soldiers wear.

Whomever coined the phrase “War is Hell” is my Soul Brother. No one has the power to predict the future, but millions of us know that what’s happening right now has no predictive end. Some say all-out Nuclear War & Devastation. There are many groups/organizations that you can join and become a part of that are strictly focused on the total elimination of nuclear weapons if that floats your boat.

There are many groups that are strictly focused on Environmental causes. Join them. There are a ton of Pro-Palestinian Groups/organizations all over the world, yet one would think with that massive world-wide support, the Palestinians would have received the thumbs-up from the United Nations (we all know who runs that circus), and the Palestinian people would be restored to their homes and dignity….AND, wither it be some joint-state agreement, or whatever other satisfactory arrangement, zionism would be extinct. Obviously, that IS one cause that I’m passionate about and take part in.

Regarding the current President of Ukraine. Some people have been complaining that he is a Nazi. Then others point out that he’s Jewish. WTF? I would say if he is a zionist (purposely not capitalized), that tells the whole story. This purely political system called zionism is a scourge upon our planet. If he is like millions of others who follow the Judaic religion AND support the Palestinian cause, then THAT’S a whole other story.

Unfortunately, until someone comes up with factual knowledge, I have to believe that he’s a zionist, AND, that “Child Sniffing Biden” and ALL of the leading political power-brokers are merely puppets to the zionist puppet masters.

Along the way Biden and his family and a whole slew of others are making tons of dinero off of the sales of weaponry as well as kick-backs on the natural resources such as Natural Gas. So, he’s a comedian? SFF? (Or, so fucking what?).

Bottom line? ALL like-mined Groups/Organizations/People need to ORGANIZE! Through ORGANIZATION comes SYNERGY and COLLABORATION. Revolution always comes when and with people “Organizing”. Pick ANY Revolution throughout history and you will see that the “People” organized before they revolted.

Revolution wasn’t always centered around good causes, people, or philosophies, but it WAS always organized. Wither it was organization by word-of-mouth, leaflets, posters on walls of buildings, secret meetings in thousands of homes and offices, or via “Social Media” like it is today, eventually, when people have had enough and desperately want massive changes, they/we WILL organize, and we WILL REVOLT.

Today it’s easier to spread the truth, and with the current social media platforms, we see a haphazard attempt at “Organizing”. I say haphazard because as I’ve said thousands of times, we ALL are like a “Single Fly, Farting in the Wind” BECAUSE we are not organized.

Soon, we shall see true organization take place, wherein we WILL get to that tipping point when we become world-wide, organized, anarchists, and REVOLT against the puppet masters. They will lose, and lose in a mostly non-violent way. I say mostly because like in all revolutions, someone gets their head chopped off.

The primary tools we will use to finally organize on a world-wide basis WILL be via a “Social Media” platform that hasn’t been created yet. I believe it will have some of the bells and whistles of platforms like DISCORD. For more on this subject browse through my library for past essays/articles.

Finally, I used the image of President John F. Kennedy’s funeral shot of “Lying in State” because his mother Rose was certainly weeping for her son that had been murdered by the “Deep State”/CIA/MOSSAD/whoever, but the big difference between that Ukrainian woman and Rose Kennedy, WE ALL WEEPED for JFK, for our loss.

Point is, if WE ALL can feel that level of compassion and empathy for a President, but feel that way for that mother in Palestine/West Bank (live prison) that just lost ALL her children AND her husband, her sister and her family, and a few uncles and aunts in a IDF Airforce bombing exercise, perhaps we will see peace.

GOLDEN RULE!

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Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

A few days ago, I read a two-day-old bit of news about Prince Andrew settling out of court with his child-rape victim for an undisclosed amount. It prompted me to write the following essay, and add to it from what originally was a “Comment” that I posted on several Facebook news/media groups. More to this at the end of my website version of the essay.

My Facebook comment: I think it’s important for the rest of us (billions of us), share these kinds of stories virally. I’m sharing this to my own 40+ groups and pages as well as 60+ other groups that I am a member of.

Although the target has been on the chest of this scum-sucking asswipe for years, he dodged the bullet only because he’s super-rich and a part of the elite-cabal, saving THEM for a while from prosecution for much worse crimes against individuals and humanity.

As far as Virginia is concerned, I’m overjoyed for her….and “How would you like an Old Fart for a life-long intimate companion”? (always confusing to many, with the placement of the ? and the “ marks). If you Google it, it is correct either way). I’m house-trained, but ever since my third stroke, I have had a slight problem with using a “Filter” when I’m speaking with people, especially small dinner parties. I promise I will try to keep my big mouth shut. Let’s you and I buy a 3,749 foot Mega-Yacht and buy an average size Villa overlooking the Monaco Bay (the home of VIRGINIA II, our little boat). It’s beautiful there at night, especially when you’re stoned and looking down on all the lights from the yachts.

I digress, back to the huge importance of this “Out of Court” settlement. Personally, I think in the long-run, this will be a “Win” for us, the people (serfs), in that many of the border-line Sheeple will FINALLY, understand that those of us that have been screaming for years about these evil CSMF will finally take their blinders off and see the TRUTH about EVERYTHING ELSE!

Postscript: This is interesting. In my attempt to post the above “Comment” to the various Main Stream Media Facebook “Groups” I discovered a pattern. There were several major newspapers that DID have a posting about this Prince Andrew bullshit, like the New York Times, dailies like Buzzfeed, major network news outlets like BBC, NBC, Fox etcetera, but no mention, not a single word on what would be considered as Left-Leaning news outlets. I thought, well perhaps the San Francisco Chronicle perhaps DID have something “In Print” but decided NOT to post THEIR article on Facebook (knowing that there is some dude or dudette who is responsible for managing the newspaper’s “Online” content being told by upper management NOT to share their story on Facebook or other social media, OR, (BIG OR), they did NOT have a story in print to begin with. Interesting. I found several other “Liberal Left-Leaning MAJOR newspapers who chose not to print this Prince Andrew story.

So, there it is friends, my website essay on this. I’m optimistic that you enjoyed my essay and was educated by it as well.

Friends, I think it’s important to understand the much deeper implications of this “Out of Court Settlement”. It’s plain as the cum stains on Monica’s dress. People like the Clinton’s are merely puppets as well, several bricks down the pyramid from those at the very top of what many of us refer to as the “Elite/Cabal”.

Asswipes who are at Clinton/Weinstein/Epstein/Maxwell/Wexner level are now relieved that they will continue to have their names and reputations protected, and those at the top of the “Pyramid of Power” are once again feeling that nothing can ever touch them. Think about the MOSSAD connection and who’s at the top of the pyramid, who controls the money, and the world, who are bound and determined to turn our species into SERFS “Who will own nothing, and be happy” according to another major dude close to the top of the pyramid, Klaus Schwab. I have news for those asswipes, JUSTICE IS COMING! This Prince Andrew shit HAS opened and WILL open the eyes of many Sheeple, perhaps sparking that common sense flame, eventually turning them from Sheeple back into People. That certainly is my intent of this essay. For sure, the asswipes at the very top of the pyramid have to be a little worried what’s been going on, thanks to the use of social media (technology) to spread the truth. I’m still scratching my head on that “Liberal Media” thing that I mentioned. 

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Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

Most of the time, when I post an essay to Facebook, it’s either 100% serious or 100% Satirical/Comedic. Never in between. (unless it’s about my Westie, Shelton). This time I have written about a serious subject matter, phenomena but added a satirical/comedic portion/routine as in “Stand-Up” routine as the preamble or “Forward” to the serious subject matter and still relating the satire to the subject matter. Whew! That was a long paragraph.

Let’s just say it’s an experiment on Facebook to see how many friends and others will read this post in its entirety. Some folks can’t get past the first few paragraphs if they detect comedy, and vice versa, some folks can’t get/read beyond the first few paragraphs if they detect that I’m posting something serious.

For myself, I consider this essay to be MY “Mother of all Essays” in that I believe that with a ton of research and years of study, I have discovered something that WILL help lead our species into an age of peace, with no more wars, with no more apartheid treatment of people, with no more starvation, etcetera. Take a full read when you have time, then, if your curiosity or commitment is peaked, Private Message me for more information. We intend to use Technology, this particular technology, to benefit our species. “Beam me up Scotty”.

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT on Disney WILL BLOW YOU AND OWEN AWAY! I just finished watching Episode 3, and it’s amazing to me how from the 1st episode, to the end of the 3rd, the episodes did a Crescendos thing, getting better (2nd episode), to an INCREDIBLE third episode. THIS, is what I texted to my son and my eight-year-old grandson today.

Using the Star Wars theme, Lucas Films has created a series that is BETTER than all the Star Wars movies combined in my humble opinion. What is incredibly interesting to me is that the genius’s behind this wonderful movie-quality production is that it has absolutely no storyline connections to ANY of the Star Wars family of films. It’s completely different yet still maintaining the Star Wars look with familiar creatures like the HUTTS.

The other amazing feature of this series so far is how we, as an audience, are able to see the clever use of “Flash-Back” as we see the dreams of Boba Fett and the present-day experience. The dreams as we see him in suspended whatever, seem obvious that it was past experiences that we were viewing/enjoying. After all, it wouldn’t make sense if it was dreams of his future.

This series is on the Disney Channel and if you have it, I highly recommend that you AND your children watch it. If you don’t have the channel, THIS series is reason enough to buy it.

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Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

 

You know, that warm fuzzy feeling that only happens with our furry friends and with our human babies….Our toddlers like when I used to sit in my recliner watching TV with my one year old son sleeping on my chest, and years later with my daughter, asleep in the same comfort of my unconditional love.

I’ve included separate photos of Max and Shelton as a Meme only (for FB) because I obviously could not capture the real moment of them asleep next to me on my cellphone camera tonight.

Yes, I’m a Drug Addict, I’m addicted to UNCONDITIONAL LOVE and all the good chemicals released in my brain that makes me feel the way I do, happy.

That kind of love has no boundaries. Not religious, nor social, racial or political. I truly believe that as a species, we already have the natural capacity to love one another with that innocent unconditional kind of love. Our species will eventually evolve to that kind of love for ALL our fellow citizens of this wonderful planet we call Earth.

 

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Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

From Wikipedia: On August 1, 1966, after stabbing his mother and his wife to death the night before, Charles Whitman, a former Marine, took rifles and other weapons to the observation deck atop the Main Building tower at the University of Texas at Austin, and then opened fire indiscriminately on people on the surrounding campus and streets. Over the next 96 minutes he shot and killed 15 people, including an unborn child and one final victim who died from his injuries in 2001. Whitman also injured 31 others. The incident ended when a policeman and a civilian reached Whitman and shot him dead. At the time, the attack was the deadliest mass shooting by a lone gunman in U.S. history, being surpassed 18 years later by the San Ysidro McDonald’s massacre. It has been suggested that Whitman’s violent impulses, with which he had been struggling for several years, were caused by a tumor found in the white matter above his amygdala upon autopsy.

My thoughts: Maybe besides the possibility that he had a brain tumor, how about PTSD? Point of the Whitman story, nobody was running around back then organizing the anti-gun bullshit as it’s known today. Interesting that the Whitman shooting took place three years after the deep state/elite cabal murdered JFK. The anti-gun BS wasn’t born out of that either. The image used in this post is of Charles Whitman’s arsenal.

I’m buying a “Special” Tropical Island just for them and their families, oh, and about 567 other people/puppets manipulated by the elite/cabal/zebraists. Anyone want to guess the total number of asswipes that will be “placed” on that lovely tropical island for their own protection? (Well, they will just wake up one day on that island from an administered mandatory “Sleepy Time”).

“THEY WILL OWN” their mansions, swimming pools, vehicles (EV only), their Bagel Factories, movie theaters, porno stores (200 of them), their delicatessens, and 7-11’s…..and, everything else to satisfy their sick/twisted needs…AND…..Wait for it…..THEY WILL BE HAPPY!

Only one fantastic problem (for them). They will never ever escape, they will live out their lives until they are dead and cremated (no in ground burials or toss their ashes in the sea bullshit allowed, we don’t want them contaminating the island or the ocean around them).

37 Citizens Militia Patrol Boats with SHOOT TO MAKE SHARK FOOD Orders will assure that the elite/cabal and their puppets will be safe from harm. Carnival “Weight Guessing Time” again. How many CITIZEN’S MILITIA PATROL BOATS DO YOU THINK WILL BE REQUIRED?

 

HELLO, WE ARE BUILDING OURSELVES A NEW SYSTEM CALLED INCLUSIONISM and you’re not invited to participate. If you happen to feel the Anarchy Fly buzzing within you, it’s no longer a “Single Fly, Farting in the Wind” WE, those who are not amongst the ASLEEPLES, are finally ORGANIZING! Contact us for how to join and become a part of history for our grandchildren. Inspired by a post by Ed Plute on farcecrap.

This post brought to you by those wonderfully visionaries at IRTHKOIN. The Evolutionary Crypto-Currency coming soon to your laptop, computer, and cellphone, stay tuned for news.

Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

I saw this post on farcecrap tonight which was a photo of Mick Jagger and his name, Sir Michael Philip Jagger. Formally dressed in a Business Suit, probably a $15,000 suit looking spiffy. Either real short hair or pulled back into a Manbun. A very distinctive and professional look for the “Knighting Ceremony”. Nice photo.

There was a pathetically and pathologically warped “comment” that caught my attention…..fbDude 1: “He’s just a singer in a rock and roll band”. ……For me, when I read that, it smelled a little like sarcasm.

Many people here on farcecrap seem to get their jollies off writing something sarcastic or blatantly inaccurate, just to see the responses to their comments….”Just for the Halibut” in other words. Any other type of person who would seriously write something like that is just an Asshole. The sarcastic dude is just having fun with it, you know, “Pulling your leg”.

So, a fan (obviously) responded to the sarcastic comment thinking that fbDude1 was an illiterate hillbilly from Arkansas. Here’s his response:

fbDude2: “I know what’s the big deal he just happens to be the best rhythm and blues singer this that side of the pond”.

Now in all sincerity, if you ARE a Stones fan, you can understand the deep-felt love & admiration that we “Stoners” have for the greatest band of all time, (when defending their honor.

Yes, the first dude was using sarcasm just to throw a monkey wrench into the post for the reasons I mentioned. I mean, WTF, Mick’s wearing a suit because that was the day he was “Knighted” by the Queen of England, you know, the tapping of the ceremonial sword on Mick’s shoulders. Which by the way, if people knew the history of that ritual, they wouldn’t be so excited about the whole thing.

In medieval times, sure, the town squares had the old blood-stained “Chopping Block” which you leaned over from a kneeling position and placed/laid your head (with neck) “On the Chopping Block”. But, and it’s a BIG BUT, what about the dudes that got executed out of town, like, let’s say, in the woods somewhere? Look around for a tree trunk to use as a CB? NAAAAA…..

The unfortunate dude that is getting his head cut off is on his knees, hands tied (if he had hands), and the Queen’s Agent for Goodness & Mercy just takes a swing at it, wait for it…….HORIZONTALLY, NOT VERTICALLY! Now, here comes the historical ritual-ness of “Knighting” as we know it today. Someone already famous and filthy rich gets honored by the Queen of a country that is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of millions of people.

Back to the woods in 1387. No tree stumps in this “neck” of the woods. The dude doing the “Chopping Off of the Head” says to the soon to be headless man, “Okay, just to help you prepare for what I’m going to be doing next, I’m going to be tapping on your shoulders six times, and there will be no seventh tap for you. Then, tap, tap, tap, swooooosh goes the sword, off goes the head right after the third tap. It soon became well known as the “Knighting”. “Yeh, my buddy got Knighted” the other day and he got as far as number four”.

I digress, the point of the story? I responded with the following comment fully expecting to get a response:

Me: “and the fact that they just might hold the record for longevity, oh, and Mick paid for my surgery 26 years ago”.

Did Mick pay for my surgery? Of course not! What am I doing? I’m commenting in such a way to illicit responses. Why? For the Halibut and to generate further discussion. I AM a writer, so the entire essay was really to say, okay, for me, the Rolling Stones have been my all-time favorite group, the Medieval “Knighting” part of the story I made up along the way.

Can you imagine Queen Elizabeth in the glory of senility, doing a 1..2…Swoooosh on somebody? Anyway, I love the Stones and would like my essay to reach them, and for them to instruct their primary Public Relations people to hire me as an “Official Correspondent” on their next tour.

Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

I came up with this simple T-Shirt “Message” based on how I react when some religious type starts going into full-on missionary-mode in trying to convert me and question/prove that my lack of belief in their religion is wrong.

Our “I DON’T CARE” slogan will go viral, like a few of those political slogans….“Make America Great Again (MAGA)” and “Build Back Better” (author’s comment: Just give us back what we had).

The I DON’T CARE T-shirts will become highly collectible, with one, the author’s original T-Shirt, signed, selling at auction at Christie’s in London for an amazing $297,000 in August of 2022.

You have already read what the original intent is, now here are the three targeted audiences. First target audience is ALL religious types who either does the “Missionary” shit and knocks on doors to give the homeowner a preachin’ to, and/or the occasional drunk at a bar, sitting next to you, talking about how wonderful Jesus is, or your Crazy Uncle George who says you’re going to Hell every time he comes over for Thanksgiving potluck dinner and brings his usual crock-pot of Beans & Onions.

The other side of the “Koin”(go to www.irthkoin.com for a remotely linked project to this T-Shirt), are people like myself who don’t believe in ANYTHING, that can shut down the three Mormon chicks that I invited in the other day because one of them was REALLY CUTE…because those three words, “I DON’T CARE”, can be repeated many times, maybe only once if that Mormon chick turns out to be REALLY STUPID and you stand up and welcome them to leave, or perhaps you repeat our wonderful slogan 17 times, because that really cute Mormon chick has been coming on to you (you think).

If worn in public, like walking down some crowded boardwalk, the design of our shirt is meant to give a “Sign” to those walking behind you. Regardless if those people behind you are angered, just really curious, or the third type, that really religious dude that says to his wife, “Mother, watch this. I’m going to bring him to Jesus”, they will inevitably speed up their pace to catch up to you to either “get in your face”, or out of curiosity, they just want to see your face, or begin evangelizing the hell out of you. All three of these types will see the slogan on the front of your T-Shirt, I DON’T CARE!

Your Crazy Uncle George, Missionary Bob or just some drunk in a bar: “But you do know, that unless you receive Jeebus Bhist as your Lord and Savior, you’re going to burn in Hell”, to which I respond, “I don’t care. Just as you have the freedom to believe in your “Fantasy God”, please allow me that same freedom to NOT believe in ANY of the man-made religions & gods. As I said, I DON’T CARE”.

If worn in public, like walking down a crowded Venice Boardwalk, the design of our shirt is meant to give a “Sign” to those walking behind you. Regardless if those people behind you are angered, just really curious, or the third type, the really religious dude that says to his wife, “Mother, watch this. I’m going to bring him/her to Jesus”, they will inevitably speed up their pace to catch up to you to either “get in your face”, out of curiosity, they just want to see your face, or begin evangelizing the hell out of you. All three of these types will see the slogan on the front of your T-Shirt, I DON’T CARE!

SHELTON’S ON FIRE! SHELTON’S ON FIRE! Paul accidentally whilst pulling the bowl out of the bong, dropped the ember on Shelton’s back which started to smoke….Paul quickly leaped to the kitchen to fetch a glass of water yelling “SHELTON’S ON FIRE! SHELTON’S ON FIRE!” and leaped back and poured the water still yelling on Shelton’s back “SHELTON’S ON FIRE! SHELTON’S ON FIRE! FIRES’S OUT!

Most people would be pissed if someone set THEIR dog on fire. Not me. What did I do after initially yelling, “HOLY FUCK”? I laughed. It’s a more interesting Modis Operandi to live by instead of all the negativity, like anger.

Many of my friends know the story of how and when I was able to forgive my stepfather for beating my mother to death when I was a young fifteen- year-old kid who had just turned fifteen. That ability to forgive is THE MAJOR FACTOR in living a good life. Without religion by the way, I’m an Atheist.

So, unless the use of a mouse which happens to be THE Mickey Mouse deeply offends and/or scars a person for life, I intend to stick with it for its simplicity and “Signal” that it gives. In other words, We can care, perhaps ramp up our emotions if something takes place that we either like or dislike, but the proof in the pudding is when you can see the forgiveness when we need to (coming and going), and also see the Pure Joy when something good happens, sooooo, chill out, life’s to wonderful to bitch about the small stuff. That’s why when Susie sheepishly tells me she ate all my fuckin’ Chocolate Ice Cream, I can immediately respond back, “I DON’T CARE”.

For anyone desiring one of these high-quality Premium T-Shirts of their own, you can contact me by Message or send an email to theunknownsockpuppet@gmail.com and let me know the size and quantity and I will give you a price. Only available in Black for now. Thanks. Don’t feel pressured, because if you don’t buy one, “I DON’T CARE”, hahahahahaha

Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

 

 

To all my friends on farcecrap, my real friends and family, and my other “Friends” who are on my farcecrap “Friends List” because we all believe in the same things, like love for others, compassion, forgiveness, mercy, justice, etcetera.

I have been scammed by a Nigerian Scammer in what is probably the most ingenious/sophisticated scam ever devised. The scammer identified himself as a leading expert in Crypto Currency, a widely known expert by the name of Teeka Tiwari whom I thought I was communicating with.

In the initial contact via Twitter, MR. NIGERIAN SCAMMER had responded to a Twitter Tweet that I had sent him (with me thinking he was the real Teeka Tiwari) wherein I had solicited him regarding my idea for a revolutionary new idea for a Crypto Currency, my IRTHKOIN. The scammer’s Twitter account for Teeka seemed legit, using Teeka Tiwari’s profile since 2013, with 16,700 followers.

In his first response on Twitter Messenger, the scammer requested continuing the “Conversation” on WhatsApp, which we did. Over the course of the past three weeks, on WhatsApp, I gave the scammer a tremendous amount of detailed information regarding my IRTHKOIN idea, which I am deleting from WhatsApp.

What wonderful enthusiasm the Teeka-scammer had, telling me how great my idea is, telling me that he was going to set up a Brokerage Account for me to begin the process of attracting major investors (which he was going to do being an ex-Wall Street dude), telling me that another business associate of his, a CEO of a major Crypto company was on board with my idea as well.

Through all this, I was convinced and elated that I was actually communicating with the real Teeka Tiwari, and that IRTHKOIN was on its way to becoming a major, life-changing, crypto currency. If you are interested in finding out what my IRTHKOIN is all about, click on this link:

https://tcsblog.net/irthkoin/

Within the first few days during this ongoing communication with “Teeka”, he instructed me to do a few things to facilitate the setting up of the Brokerage Account for me, which was supposed to attract the millions of dollars required to create all the infrastructure for IRTHKOIN. One of the things the scammer (as Teeka) instructed me to do, was the setting up of a Coinbase account, which I did.

In order for him to set up the Brokerage Account, the scammer (pretending to be Teeka) required that I give him access and control TEMPORARILY, of my Coinbase account. Not to worry, I was fully convinced that Teeka was the real deal. The scammer transferred/bought Bitcoin using my bank account. When I saw that transaction in my checking account, he said, not to worry, that it was part of setting up what was required to establish a Brokerage Account for me, and that I would see that money being deposited back in my account in four days. That did not happen.

Then, yesterday I received an email from Coinbase indicating that a transfer of another sum of money from my checking account had failed due to insufficient funds, and THAT’S what started me on my mission to determine if I had been communicating with the real Teeka Tiwari, or a SCAMMER.

Last night the scammer said he was sending $2,000 to me via my PayPal account, and that this morning at 7:00AM, we were going to have our first video conference by Zoom to discuss the next steps in bringing IRTHKOIN to life. Neither of those two things happened.

How did I determine that this dude was a scammer? His ISP Address on his cellphone as an additional access phone on my Coinbase account said it was a Nigerian ISP Address. His WhatsApp phone number is a landline in Rhode Island.

How do I feel after discovering that it was all a very elaborate, and successful scam? One would normally feel deep disappointment and anger, right? No, not in my case, as many of you know that I’m the Poster Child for optimism. Why? Because in this past two three weeks this whole scamming process has really inspired my thoughts and creativity around the IRTHKOIN idea. Was the inspiration worth the $$$ being scammed? We shall see.

I WAS scammed, lost $$ which really hurt the pocketbook as I’m living on just my Social Security, but on the positive side, I have been super-inspired as well. What I ask now is for just a little help from my friends here on farcecrap. If you feel charitable and compassionate, please, even if it’s only a few dollars, send the cost of a Starbucks coffee to my PayPal account at tsaxe7211@hotmail.com thank you so much. You can also click on the PayPal link below.

Postscript: I’m going to continue promoting my IRTHKOIN Project to those folks that are in the crypto currency world, plus continue reaching out to the real Teeka to let him know that a scammer has been using his identity since 2013.

Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

I call this one “The Verizon music when you are on hold versus DEAD SILENCE” routine. You know those times when you are speaking with Verizon’s “Customer Service” for three hours six minutes and twenty-eight seconds on what SHOULD be handled in 14 minutes at most, on a simple thing like changing, lowering, your “Verizon Cell Phone Plan” and ordering a “Free” iPhone13 on one of their promos, and you have spent nine different times on hold wherein the “Hold Music” is that all too familiar music, “Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da…..Da Da Da Da Da Da” that over time, like the twelve years or so, because you have been on Verizon Hold 1,578 times, you have that little tune running through your head at odd times, like when you are taking a shit. You’ve even written short songs, funny lyrics, to that soooo familiar, simple, repetitive tune.

The fifth person now and tenth time on hold, rather than the familiar Verizon Customer Service Hold Music, there’s just dead silence, the kind of silence that makes you wonder if this fifth Customer Service person is still on the phone, or if your call was “accidentally” disconnected. So, after about 16 minutes on hold, and you are just getting ready to hang up from your end, the Verizon dude comes back online, “Velly solly rat u hav to weet on holid so long”.

After speaking with dudes and gals that were obviously in call centers in the USA because you could detect the Texas accent that one gal had, the dude with the Jersey accent who was absolutely the rudest asshole you had ever had the displeasure of speaking to, etcetera, you definitely feel that you are now speaking with some dude in Southeast Asia, in his bedroom which he shares with three other people, who works for a giant Asian company that provides “Customer Service Representatives” to American companies like Verizon.

Okay, so this last dude is in a Call Center in the Philippines or somewhere else in Southeast Asia. He is in spite of his accent, actually easy to speak with and take care of the business at hand, It took him 14 minutes with an additional 14 minutes on hold, three different times, three different times without the familiar Verizon Customer Service On Hold Music! Dead Silence!

Right at a weird but precisely stoned moment at the end of the call, I thought of an idea for a skit.  Split screen just as you now can see me on one side of the screen sitting at my desk in my office with the huge window giving me a view of the Bay of Monaco, speaking/holding/speaking/holding/speaking with the Asian Verizon Customer Service dude sitting in a folding metal chair in what appears to be a bedroom with a few stacked concrete blocks for a desk, sorting through stacks and stacks of Asian Music CD’s trying to find SOMETHING he can use in place of not having the Verizon Customer Service On Hold Music, “Da Da Da Da Da Da Da”

Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

The Shit’s been hitting the fan for a long, long time. Sometimes that fan is set on high, sometimes on low, but mostly on medium speed. It’s soon going to be set on super-high speed,

A recent post by a friend on farcecrap: “doing good things collectively is the same as communism, which in the end will come, it is inevitable just from a scientific/management of resources; schemers,  scammers, parasitic system will die along with the evil criminals, and I’m not talking about the one’s in prison now, but the one’s aren’t that should be”

My friend’s post/statement got me to thinking, and here was my “Comment” back to him:

I believe that the eventual system of “Guberment” throughout the world will be unlike everything else that has ever existed, in that what is coming will be a hybrid, morphed system that doesn’t have a name yet.

My own belief from a lifetime of study, plus being the optimist that I am, I believe that instead of a “New World Order”, we are heading towards the “New Age Order”.

The Age of Pisces (google it) has been the “Age” of “Religions and Wars”. The “Crossing of the Threshold” between this passing “Age” and the “Age” we are entering, began approximately 150 years ago, crossing over to the “Age of Aquarius” (google it), the “Age of Technology and Peace”.

I believe as a species (not a Nation State, Country or local Pub), before we enter fully into “The Age of Technology & Peace”, we will come to a “Fork in the Road”. We can choose (or be forced) to go to the right or left at the fork. I believe that LOVE COMPASSION KINDNESS EMPATHY SYMPATHY (have I left anything out?), will prevail, and the so-called “Evil Ones” will lose, and fail at establishing THEIR “New World Order”.

Based on the “Saxe Theory of Prevailing Shitty-ness”, that “Shit’s been bad in the past, the forecast is for continually Shitty-ness in the foreseeable future because Shit doesn’t stop on a dime”. What this means is that our species, our planet, and every living thing, is STILL going to see/experience what may be the Shittiest of all times in our near future.

That “Fork in the Road” that I mentioned is possibly at a point in our near future where the human race is a fraction of what it is now, OR, it’s at a point in time where we as a species, have made the “Right/Correct” choices at that fork in the road, preventing all-out Nuclear War, or preventing any other “Evil” to come upon us in a way that wipes out most of mankind and nearly destroys our planet. I believe the latter shall happen. Last but not least, the only “Rule” to live by, is the Golden Rule, trust me on that one.

Postscript: This image is of a flag that I designed which I call the “IRTHFLAG” spelled as one word. In the fullness of the new age we are entering, there will be no boundaries. We will all be equal citizens, IRTHEANS of one united world which I call IRTH.

Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

I MIGHT get some flack from the environmental folks or Plumbers, but I don’t care, it’s just a comedy routine, spoofing those, “Let’s raise somebody from the dead today” kind of hocus-pocus evangelical christians. Not purposely mocking all those bound by their wheelchair.

I’m going to try to mimic an “Electronic” sounding voice through the entire routine. SOME people WILL be CONVINCED that I AM really handicapped, and believe that when I suddenly jump out of my wheelchair after “Twitching”, “Speaking in Tongues” and the chair going crazy.

 

 

Sometimes, when I’m stoned, I play on-line poker. Tonight I was playing Texas No-Limit Hold-‘Em, and the various hands, LOSING hands might I add,  were hands that defy all odds.

Let me share with you, an example of unbelievably insane and unreal series of hands that was making me laugh so hard that I spit out my Martini (shaken not stirred) and couldn’t take a hit off my bong I was laughing so hard.

Here’s the first hand. I’m sitting at a six-player table, just joined. Blinds are $500-$1,000. I have Ace-King suited, Hearts as “Hole Cards”. Someone bet $1,000, a few folded, a few called, and I was the Big Blind so I already had an investment in the pot.

So, I called. Now the flop (three cards). The flop is Ten of Hearts, Queen of Hearts, and a Three of Spades. WOW! I’m thinking, I have not just a flush draw, I have a ROYAL FLUSH DRAW! And….an inside draw is what it’s called.

First bet, a Donk, as they’re affectionately called, bets $5,000, two others besides myself have called. One dude folded. Now, when you look at the Flop, anyone else with two Hearts is going to call, for sure. Maybe the Donk, the dude that first bet has two Hearts.  They may also have a Ten or a Queen as Hole Cards, or, they have both for Two-Pair on the Flop. NO ONE really pays much attention to that lonely little Three of Spades, no one.

Donk now ups his game, and bets $25,000. The other two players and myself just call. Here comes the “Turn” card…..a Nine of Clubs. No help to anybody except one dude now has a Straight Draw.

Here comes the “River Card”. ANOTHER FUCKING THREE! And, it’s a fucking Three of Hearts giving me the “Nut Flush” with my Ace of Hearts, and another dude with a Heart Flush as well. Momentarily you wonder if some dude has a Three, giving him “Trips”.

Guess who won the pot with Quad Threes, the fucking DONK! He had a pair of Threes as Hole Cards!!

That was my first hand, “All-In” hand I might add. I had a lot of “Outs” and I love to gamble, “take chances”. Let’s just say the next five hands were just as crazy so I won’t spell them out for you. As a postscript to this paragraph, some, not all, of us that play online poker now it’s not the same thing as playing “Live” in person, at a poker table where you can see the various “Tells” that players have. The real difference is that the online poker DOES use algorithms, so it’s not really random. I once played for four hours straight and saw hands repeat themselves, you know, like seeing that same two-nine off suit that you had, the one that you folded before that would have given you a full-house, you now play, and get the same full-house and win a huge pot with? Those kinds of repetitive bullshit hands. It IS JUST a game.

I thought of a new song tonight, “Donks to the right of me, donks to my left, stuck in the middle with myself (instead of you).

Today was great. Got a lot accomplished. Dinner was awesome, and the after-dinner bong loads were lovely. I played a little poker, online, and wrote this little story on my veranda overlooking the Monaco Bay. Wrote it on my iPhone. Thanks to all my readership, friends and strangers, for visiting my website and reading this story. Hang around, read more if you like. There are tons of other stories here.