My Favorite Stories


I have to confess, I am at that “Not quite THAT old yet” stage in my life. I have discovered what it’s like to be “incontinent”, i.e., not quite at that point where I piss my pants or wet the bed, but the dribbling, irritating kind. Since all I drink now is water, and lots of it, during my normal day, in the middle of the night I’ll wake up, my body wakes me up…Because I feel the need to urinate.

So, as I am pulling on my boxers (I sleep in the nude). Halfway getting my second leg in, I start to REALLY feel the pressure because now I am in a vertical position, standing up instead of laying down, in a horizontal position. The pressure continues to build as I am trying to hold it, this is all happening in a matter of microseconds. The pressure becomes so great, that a few drops are dripping out, and dripping down my fucking leg. Now about 23 seconds later I am standing in front of my toilet, pulling my shorts down……and I finally let it go.

Now you would think that it is a great flood of pee flowing out, but no, since I am an old fart, my stream is like one third the pressure when I could actually write “Fuck U” in the snowbank with my pecker (in my youth). So, the point of all this is a discovery I made this evening as I was going to the fridge for another fine bottle of Arrowhead.

As I stood there, I thought to myself, “I guess I’ll go try to go urinate before I step outside to take a hit off my bong. I put the water back in the freezer, thinking yah, that’s a good idea. At this point, I really don’t feel the urge to go, it really seems as if my bladder is okay. Less than a minute later, I’m standing in front of the toilet struggling to hold back the pee. Barely getting my shorts down before I piss in my pants.

Now, here’s the interesting thing about this. At the time I was headed for the patio with a stop along the way to grab a bottle of H2O, I absolutely did not feel like I had to take a leak, but within a very short period of time, ONLY after THINKING about taking a piss, I HAD to piss. Was it a mind over matter thing, or just getting up from a sitting position (couch) to a fully vertical position standing up? Think about it. Hahahahahaha!

Of course, after the bathroom break, I have gone straight back to my laptop to write this story, which I just had to write down before I FORGET it. Hahahahahha. People can relate to that also…..Baaaad memory problems, I have. Now I can go grab that water and go take a hit off the bong.

The End

I will add more favorite stories to this page when I find the time

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