“Slightly”

Every now and then, I’ll stray away from my serious writing and just post funny thoughts, like here. I was listening to a podcast tonight and someone used the word “Slightly” in what I thought, was a funny/strange way. That lead me to ponder the word for about 37 seconds and then I wrote the following, which has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Epstein is really not dead.

“Slightly” a funny word. You’re hanging out at the water cooler at work hoping that Susie, that spinner 13 cubicles over from you, will get thirsty and come to get a glass of water to water all the plants she has in her cubicle. So, you are briefly talking to another dude at the water cooler. “Ya man, I got slightly stoned last night. It took me 6 hours to watch an hour and 45-minute porno on my laptop”.

That’s like finally meeting Susie face-to-face, i.e., close up at the water cooler. As she approaches, you hear the tail-end of a conversation between Susie and another babe as they were both walking towards the water cooler, talking. So, Susie is responding to Alicia regarding Allison, another co-worker who had been “dating (fucking)” the owner’s son, “OMG, I heard that she’s slightly pregnant”. You are either pregnant or not pregnant.

There’s no “slightly” in the concept of pregnancy, and you are either “Stoned”, or completely sober, cannabis free.

You don’t say, “That asshole slightly hurt my feelings”. How about, “She slightly swallowed when I came”. Or, “That house slightly burned to the ground”. How about, once you and Susie have met, you agree to meet after work at a local bar, and she “slightly”, sat on your face that night at her apartment. She either sat on your face, or not.

This post tonight has either been funny to you, or not funny at all, It can’t be “Slightly” funny. Hahahahahahaha

Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,

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