“The Bartender”

The DUDE, as a bartender

“So, what are you having tonight buddy?”

“I’ll have a Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred please”

“You’re getting a White Russian”

Next, a woman walks up to the bar,

“What is your pleasure young lady?”

“Oh, let me have a glass of Chardonnay “

“OK, let me get you a White Russian”

A rough looking biker walks up to the bar….”Give me a Miller Lite”

“White Russian? Coming right up”

Each time the DUDE bartender confirms “…………. a White Russian”, in his next breath he says, “Just kidding, let me get you your drink, be right back”…….He comes back and sets down their drink, which is…..take a guess, a fucking White Russian

“Hey! I thought you were kidding, can I have my drink I ordered, now?”

Each time, the bartender proceeds to slam down the White Russian in one swallow, walking away saying, “Suit yourself “

Another person who has been waiting patiently to order his drink has been observing this unusual behavior by the bartender and when he is asked what he wants, he smiles and smartly says, “I’ll have a White Russian”

The bartender comes back with a tray of drinks and sets down a Vodka Martini, a glass of Chardonnay, a Miller Lite, and a White Russian, slams the White Russian and walks away leaving the last customer in jaw-dropped wonder.

Peace & Abide,

Dr. T. C. Saxe, DD, RSISHE


Strain: ENSENADABLOWHOLESHIT, harvested May 31st, 2019

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