Joe Rogan Experience #1447 – Tom Segura, Mar 25, 2020
The “Cover” image which I thought was was kind of funny, I swear, happened accidentally, as I hit pause at that precise moment, so I created a Meme out of it, hahahahaha. The following image “Quote”, was an alternate choice. Vote on which one you think is funnier.
Well it looks like I’m going to be writing a review on this episode. I wonder how may days THIS one is going to take? OK, off the bat, the discussion about the gruesome shit, (dude’s faces getting chewed off by a Bear, etcetera), is NOT that entertaining at least for me, and perhaps not that entertaining for a majority of your fans, so get off of that shit, you both are too funny not to be entertaining,
Joe, you’ve been coughing a little bit this past week or so, go see your doctor, and please cover your mouth when you sneeze in your local Walmart.
Here’s what happens when someone sneezes at Walmart
Joe, Italian IS a “Beautiful Language” and it’s known as one of the “Romance” languages, along with Spanish (Castilian in my opinion), Portuguese, French, and Romanian (believe it or not). Here’s a funny video of a bunch of Mayors in various Italian towns admonishing their people”
Have you heard about the new virus, “Moronovirus?”
Here’s a new “Made in Italy” virus, “The WOP-a-Rooni” virus
How about the “Kikel-Tov” virus
Then there’s the “Wasi’chu Flu”, Very few will understand this one. It really depends on what “Native” language you speak/understand.
Let’s not forget the “Cohee-Itus” Flu
And finally, a Meme about the most horrible disease of them all. A fairly large percentage of people of the Judaic religion as well as most of the rest of humanity abhor this disease. More people have died directly and/or indirectly from this terrible disease than all other transmittable diseases combined.
Don’t fret, here’s one last Meme from tonight,
Joe, you’re show is never just a “Distraction” for me, as you can see, that is IF you ever come to my website and actually read my reviews of your show, I have been inspired quite a bit by things you say, and things your guests have said, or the “Topic” at any given moment in your podcast, and I thank you for that.
Joe, this particular episode, I noticed that when your assistant has pulled up a video that you are talking about, you didn’t show the video to your audience like you usually do at least 99% of the time, specifically, the “Rocket Flat-Earther Dude” this time. I do like it when you do give your audience a screen-shot of whatever you are looking at, at the moment because at least if we can’t find it, we’ll have at least seen it on your program. I know you probably will never read this review, but if by some remote chance you do, please take note of what I just said, thanks.
With regards to your brief conversation about Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg, the Hollyweird “A” List and “Pedophilia, I think both of you are certainly allowed to express your own opinions, but until shit like that is either totally proven or disproven, you should not be lumping everyone into one big pile of what you call, “Morons”.
Obviously, there IS some shit that’s been going on for a very long time, and guess what, Weinstein is not the first and only case of abuse, in his case, it was against women. Pedophilia is real, and who’s to say who’s been fucking who in Hollyweird. That little girl-star that was a Spielberg actress in “Poltergeist”, Heather O’Rourke, was fucked in the ass and died of Intestinal Stenosis! If you or anyone else were to look up the cause of Intestinal Stenosis, they would find the following…Any trauma to the anal canal. In women, childbirth is a common cause. Other causes include the insertion of a foreign object, and anal intercourse. Not sure what anyone else thinks but my bet is she did not come to her demise after giving birth to a child. So, hold your own fucking coffee on that one because we really don’t know the truth regarding Hanks, Spielberg, or anyone else in Hollyweird for that matter. Like I said, unless you KNOW the truth and can share it with the world, I don’t think you should be lumping all the people that DO believe there is something to this “Hollyweird Pedophilia” shit into “your” predisposed judgement/viewpoint as you label those people as “Morons”.
I’m sort of glad that the Pedophilia discussion was close to the end, cause I have to say, for this show being two fellow stand-up comics chatting, this entire show was mostly depressing, and not entertaining, as far as the direction your conversation was going, and that, for an entire Two Hour, forty-One Minute, and Eleven Second Show. My rating? Two and a half “Stars” out of Five. Pretty much, not funny, and I was expecting funny. Sorry. I did have fun creating my Memes though, so, thank you for that.
P. S. It only took me three hours to watch and review this particular episode. I can see why Joe cut it an hour short, as his shows are normally three hours. He probably felt the bad vibes about the whole thing as I did. Thanks for making it only a two-hour show Joe.
P. S. S. I find it kind of interesting, and telling, to see the differences between a person that IS funny, but perhaps only funny when he or she is performing their memorized “Routine” as I would imagine that so many professional “Stand-Up Comics” ARE quite capable of doing. Funny on stage, and MAYBE a little funny during a real/normal conversation, like tonight as I watched this episode with Tom Segura. He was okay, made some funny comments, but compared to Duncan Trussell who is a really super-intelligent dude, and naturally funny, Tom Segura was duller than a Popsicle stick. No offense Tom, I’m sure you are hilarious on stage, but you did not come off as a “Naturally Funny” dude without your script in front of you. I might be wrong, maybe you or Joe, or both of you were not feeling well during the “Live” taping, which if that was the case, I hope you paid a visit to your doctors. The other real possibility is that with all this Corona Virus shit going on, and the “Self-Isolation part of it, maybe that’s what has affected you dudes? Anyway, as far as I see it, the comparison, and forever “Bar” that people need to reach for as far as I’m concerned is Duncan Trussell. He is a person with I’m sure a “Genius Level IQ”, has a “Natural” gift for conversation over an extremely broad range of subjects, and says some really funny shit along the way, that’s the difference between someone like Segura and Trussell. Some may really enjoy this particular episode, so enjoy.
Here’s the link to the episode, if anyone is still interested:
ATTENTION!!
If you are reading this review and you happen to be a real friend of Joe Rogan, or you have a great connection to him, please share the following with him, as I think the “Timing” is right, and the opportunity to interview John Barbour live, on stage in Las Vegas is an awesome idea!
I have just decided to “Executive Produce” the following. This has become a priority project for me when I get back to LA. Executive Producers: John Barbour, Joe Rogan and yours truly.
The “Joe Rogan Experience” live, on stage in Las Vegas, with John Barbour as the premiere/inaugural guest. I think the entire concept should be appealing to Rogan, and with John being the inaugural guest! Such a deal!
Project will plan for a two and a half hour show with one intermission which will allow the sole advertiser to sell it’s brand new mid-engine iconic sports-car (guess who and what that is. I want mine in Black with Red Leather interior).
The “Intermission”, 12 minutes in length, will not be presented to the live audience in attendance. The network that carries the program “Live” as well as the DVD and Internet version, will present this “Advertisement” for an iconic world-class super-car, equivalent and superior in many ways, to exotic automobiles costing at least twice as much, or more. An “Oscar-Worthy” documentary-style short film/advertisement that will keep most people glued to their TV’s for the duration of the Intermission, “Hey Martha, please grab me a beer and some more Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and Venison Jerky while you are in the kitchen”.
This show will be set in a small Las Vegas theater, perhaps at the Bellagio, with no more than 75 people in the audience so it remains intimate for them as well as for John and Joe @ $75/per person. A one-off show that turns into a contract for 12 more at one show per month with the most intriguing guests that can be procured.
This “Live Audience On-Stage” podcast in front of Joe’s peers, i.e., (an audience filled with his comedian and MMA friends as well as friends of John Barbour) will be a first, which is why HBO or Netflix will buy the rights to it as we intend to market/auction the “Idea” of the first “Live Podcast” to HBO, Netflix, and others.
The set. We intend to duplicate the look of Rogan’s own little studio/man cave as much as artistically possible, but on a stage. The “Desks”, will be facing each other, but at enough of an angle that Joe and John will still feel like they are facing each other, and the audience will feel like John and Joe are facing them as well. The co-joined desks, forming a triangle, will place Joe and John at at a 90-degree angle with the base of the triangle facing the center of the theater audience. The back-drops behind the two desks will be similar to Joe’s studio/man cave so those who watch the taped-video version on-line who are fans of Joe’s YouTube podcast, will see/feel the familiarity and feel right at home.
Here’s an announcement to the audience towards the end of this first show, “The DVD of John’s JFK documentary is available at the tables in the back”. (Along with T-Shirts and other good shit) Hahahaha. Along with copies of Dr. Saxe’s new book, “How I turned a Brain-Fart into a Las Vegas Show”. Autographed copies, of course. Anyone interested in joining the team, please do not hesitate to contact me.
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