Jurassic Park 14 or was it the pizza I had for dinner last night

I swear, sometimes I think I could hire out my Anus for sound effects the next time they make a Jurassic Park movie. I was walking towards the kitchen this morning, and this low volume, long ripple came out of my ass like the murmur of a Velocirapter quietly waiting to pounce on it’s prey. Seemed like it rumbled on for two minutes. Where’s my hand held tape recorder.