Muskets and Porta-Potties

Everyone should have a musket in their home. We also should be given enough gunpowder and lead balls to defeat an enemy, either foreign or domestic, or to shoot a turkey. The number of muskets allowed per home would be based on the number of adult people in the home. If there were five people in your household , and four were 18 or older, you would be allowed four muskets. If there were forty-five people in your convent, you could legally have forty-five muskets.

To make this work however, you have to give everyone a ”Free” musket. They are free because you have passed a law that gives every single person 18 and over, a musket. The law also gives the Federal Government the right to take all your personal firearms, wither you own a Dirty Harry .44 Magnum or an AR-15. 110513-A-0193C-014If you want to do an Al Pachinko, i.e., ”Be Dramatic”, you can resist the law and die. Dead or Alive, trust me, Uncle Sam WILL take your AK-47 away. They are the only ones with real guns. After all, we do have to maintain a strong military.

Or, you convince all the people in Long Term Care Facilities to band together to resist, if they have any guns. Guess what, everyone in that rest-home that did not own a firearm, now have a musket. There is this one old dude in the retirement facility who happened to have an old revolver, which he refused to give it up. He was shot between the eyes with a lead ball (after he fired off his six rounds).

My point is, there would be less death due to firearms. You try robbing a bank with a musket. You stand there loading your musket after firing a “Warning Shot” into the ceiling (which is pretty stupid). By the time you start pouring gunpowder down your barrel, you are shot seven times. Four tellers and three patrons had a musket. Quite frankly, who would think they really needed to carry their musket into the bank?

I don’t think there would be as many liquor store holdups. Far less drive-by shootings. Reducing overall violent crime. The eating of wild game would become more and more popular. Law enforcement personnel could probably “Serve & Protect” without carrying firearms. Take your musket with you in your patrol car, if it makes you feel better.

We would probably get most of our gunpowder from China. After all, they invented it. I think our gun laws need to be revised over, and over again if that’s what it takes to eliminate gun deaths, or at least reduce the violence. I know that sounded crazy, but look at the recent legal activities regarding public restrooms.

As crazy as it may seem, maybe we should do this about the genderless bathroom issue. Instead of battling each other on who can pee where, lets go back to basics. Wherever they will fit, like along the walls in a Mall or a Mental Institution,  a Target store or a Library, dozens and dozens of Porta-Potties. Millions and millions of them. The only place that would be exempt from the “Great Porta-Pottie Law”  is our private homes. That’s because we don’t have gender signs on our bathroom doors in our homes. If your home’s bathrooms have gender signs, then you are probably in a “Rest” home. Just imagine all the new jobs manufacturing the millions and millions of Porta-Potties. The increase in demand for ”Pump Truck” drivers.

The re-design of a public place’s existing restrooms would work also. It’s all in our mind. What we are used to when we take a public dump. Just take the existing toilet partitioning and doors out, and rebuild, disguising the toilets as individual porta-potties. The sinks can stay. It doesn’t matter how you dangle when you are washing your hands or pinching a pimple. If you are a man who likes to dress, and act like a woman, you are safe, and all the other people using the facilities, should feel safe as well. If you are a man dressing like a woman to get close to little girls, it’s not going to work.  The first time would be the last time when the door opens and out walks a big hairy biker dude. So, if you remember to latch (lock) the door, in your mock Porta-Pottie, you’ll be okay. That would kill a lot of those jobs however. Those new jobs that were related to the porta-potty industry would not materialize to the same degree.

Right now, when you have to go, it doesn’t matter if you walk up to one, or twenty Porta-Pottie’s because there are no gender signs on them. The first thing you do if there is no line, you pull on the door. Three different things can happen. Door is locked, which instinctively tells you that it is occupied. Door opens, it’s empty, you walk in, lock the plastic door lock, and relieve yourself. Third possibility is, the door opens, and there’s some dude sitting there, taking a dump. You slam the door at a speed beyond what the little spring at the top of the door can do, and you scream ” Lock the fucking door, asshole”! Actually there is another possible scenario. The door is unlocked. You swing the door open to see some stranger, just as he’s standing up from taking a dump, and you get a momentary glimpse of his “Stuff”.

As he reopens the door and steps out, you have several choices of “Fine Words” to say to him, like, “Next time lock the fucking door, asshole” or, “Sir, please remember to latch the door next time, thank you”. It’s best to use the second phrase if it’s a three hundred pound, six foot three biker dude. The gender issue would be resolved. It would bring jobs to America, manufacturing millions and millions of Porta-Potties. All the Pump Truck driver jobs. All the new sanitation workers jobs, cleaning up when someone tips over a Porta-Pottie.

Whoops! I forgot! Those new jobs would never materialize, because all of the public restrooms would have the “Mock” porta-potties installed. Hooked up to the regular plumbing, there would be no need for all the new ”Pump Truck ” drivers. I suppose there would be an increase in jobs in manufacturing. Someone has to manufacture the pieces required to camouflage a “stall” to look like an individual ”Porta-pottie”. Think about it. They would have to create a new law, “No Muskets allowed in the Porta-Potties”.

We sometimes think it is hopeless and against all odds, but hey, we are part of the 99% against the 1% that currently have absolute control. We can and shall overcome the odds, but only if we truly ORGANIZE. Otherwise, we are all just as a “Single Fly, Farting in the Wind”. Some thoughts on possible miracles/solutions can be found on the following GOFUNDME page. If you have questions, suggestions, comments, etcetera, again, please feel free to contact me. You can contact me by farcecrap PM, send me an email or fill out the contact form below.

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