My mind is as “Sharp as a Tack”. After losing my cell phone while watching another Gold Rush episode, after looking through the couch, (when I first thought it might fall from my belly/chest area, or from my zippered hoodie, falling and crashing on the hardwood floor) but, it didn’t fall, because it was not there.
So, anyway, I stood up, no phone fall, so I walk out side, phone not on the patio table. As I was coming through the patio doors into my Man Cave, Tim suggests, “Maybe you left in your bedroom?”.
SNAP!!!!! My brain went, instantly remembering that I had left it on the kitchen counter next to the refrigerator which is where I keep my Green Apple Cider Beer. Here’s a thought…..What if we put those two words together, CIDERBEER. Sounds like some kind of animal, “Hey, do you have any of that, CIDERBEER?”.
So, I found my cellphone, right where I left it, on the kitchen counter next to the fridge. An hour later, it was “lost” again, only to be found……”Maybe you left it in your bedroom”. It took an hour, but Tim was finally right. “My mind is as sharp as a Tack…..a Tic-Tac”.
Peace & Abide,
Dr. T. C. Saxe, DD, RSISHE
Strain: TICTAC, harvested April 29th, 2019
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Other immediate needs. On a volunteer basis for now, we need a WEBMASTER who can work on the ITAD-NAO website, we need a person skilled in “Crowd-Funding” and “Director of Charitable Giving”, we need an attorney to help in the legal matters for ITAD-NAO, including setting us up as a tax-exempt “Church”, we need a Certified CPA to insure the financial integrity of the ITAD-NAO organization, we need a “Chief of Security”, we need a film-maker, first for YouTube, eventually for larger platforms, plus a few other positions. We believe that somewhere down the road, a Billionaire will step up to the plate and write a check for $50 Million or so, which will turn those volunteer positions into paid positions.
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