Blowing up eggs, yes, they do explode

You know you are an old fart, when you are sitting on your couch playing Texas Hold-Em on your laptop, and you smell something that you think at first is your next door neighbor grilling a steak on his patio, that’s for sure what it smelled like…….and then you hear an explosion of sorts in your kitchen and then you REMEMBER that 40 minutes earlier, you had put four eggs in a pot of cold water on the stove to boil for egg salad sandwiches later in the day.

The explosion actually was two of the eggs simultaneously exploding…..all over the kitchen floor and ceiling……it reminds me of why I had to purchase a teapot that whistles when the water boils, because before that, I would put a pot of water on the stove for my super-duper French Coffee thing with the plunger, so, 99% of the time I would forget about the water on the stove and eventually smell the frickin pot burning, hahahahahaa.

I guess it’s time to buy one of those simple wind-up kitchen timers, or I guess I could start setting the alarm on my “Smart” phone when I am boiling eggs, hahahahahaha. – Dr. T. C. Saxe, DD

P.S. Successfully BOILED four more eggs

Strain: GrandpasBellyButtonLint, harvested October 3rd, 2017

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