When I fart I can mimic sounds, thanks to my wonderful sphincter…..Sometimes they’re smelly and some times not, the worst was in an elevator……
Sometimes I sound like a Motor Boat, sometimes a Velociraptor!…..Some people think their shit don’t stink, BUT I think we all know better…..
If you hear me fart, right from the start, you might want to run for the exit…….You might think I’m suffering from Alzheimer’s disease, I call it “Cantrememberathingfuckinitus”…..
Sometimes I sound like a Motor Boat, sometimes a Velociraptor!…..Some people think their shit don’t stink, BUT I think we all know better….
My favorite one sounded just like a gun, and smelled like rotten bananas…..,I remember the time and the place, in a hospital elevator….
Sometimes I sound like a Motor Boat, sometimes a Velociraptor!…..Some people think their shit don’t stink, BUT I think we all know better….
Sometimes it sounds like I’m grinding up food, just like an Insinkerator…..If you listen real close, I think it sounds more like an Alli-gator…..
Sometimes I sound like a Motor Boat, sometimes a Velociraptor!…..Some people think their shit don’t stink, BUT I think we all know better….
That one sounds like a gaggle of geese, there goes an old lawnmower……Trying not to laugh, I pinch my cheeks, and change back to a Velociraptor!
Sometimes I sound like a Motor Boat, sometimes a Velociraptor!…..Some people think their shit don’t stink, BUT I think we all know better…
After putting my hands behind my back to see if my fart really lingered….If you looked at me, I’m trying to be, discrete as I’m smelling my fingers,
Sometimes I sound like a Motor Boat, sometimes a Velociraptor!…..Some people think their shit don’t stink, BUT I think we all know better…
Sometimes it’s LOUD, sometimes it’s not, watch out if I pull my own finger….I warned you before you stepped on aboard, “Take a different elevator”………
Altogether now……..
Sometimes I sound like a Motor Boat, sometimes a Velociraptor!…..Some people think their shit don’t stink, BUT I think we all know better….
Strain: GrandpasBellyButtonLint, harvested October 23rd, 2017
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