I was taking a nap this afternoon, having a dream about these two old dudes playing chess. You know dreams can be sorta normal, strange, or down-right weird. Suddenly I yelled out, “whoaaa!” which woke me up, as the chess match turned into two female MMA fighters wrestling naked in the Octagon. Wide awake now, I lay there on the bed for about a minute, laughing out loud. Along with the good chuckle, I had a woodie, (from the two naked ladies wrestling, not the two old dudes playing chess). Dreams are strange. I didn’t go back to sleep. Got up and grabbed my……….Tablet.
Like I said in a recent post, as far as the use of toilets is concerned, the solution is the redesign of’ “Restrooms” to look like Port-Potties. The use of school showers in a gender-neutral manner in their current configuration, would be a tough one, but again, solved in a similar fashion as the porta-potties. Instead of large open shower rooms, with multiple shower heads, build individual shower stalls that can be locked while you are in the shower.
Shoot! Some schools could put a pay system in. Charge so much for locking the door, (we are pretty sure that would be a wise purchase). Charge for the soap and shampoo dispensers (not as good as locking the door). Charge so much for the Hot Water. 
Charge so much for the Cold Water. You can’t buy just the hot water by itself. You have to push the symbol for the cold water as well. You can however, just pick the cold water. It will be cold, but you will not freeze to death. Maybe we would use less water?
Common sense tells you that you can’t push the emoji for just the hot water, and not include the cold water. Because you will get a First Degree Burn on 100% of your body (assuming you have no Common Sense at all). And it will hurt! A lot! Imagine some dude so high he feels no pain.
In all sincerity, and with all due respect. If these types of decisions were up to me, I would only install the pay showers in the private, expensive Ivy League Schools. Once our public college and university education system is totally free, the cost of a private education will skyrocket. Only the rich would be able to afford, and want to, attend the private schools. So let them pay for their showers. Let the poor kids have free showers at the public schools and universities. If you happen to be out to dinner, and a dude walks by in his Madras shirt and Khakis, and he has really bad BO along with his Rolex, you say to your girlfriend, 
“He’s from Princeton, his parents haven’t sent his shower money in a while”. So, in conclusion, the private schools with “Pay as you Spray” showers would either be helping to pay for the free public school showers, or there would be a lot of stinky rich kids walking around.
Let’s talk about job creation. Someone has to build and install all the showers (public and private schools), and Kiosk pay point systems in the private schools (credit or debit card only, no cash, and waterproof). Think about it. Gender-Neutral showers in our schools, paid for by the wealthy. The visiting football team playing at a private school would be given a one-time use code to punch into the Kiosks’ keypad in the shower stall. The jocks from Harvard would love playing at the public schools because they would get a free shower.
” Advice for the Day” :
What do you do if someone walks up to you in the produce aisle and asks if you shave your pubic hair? Take a picture of her with your Cell phone. She might be a Perv. If you unzip to show her your pubes, you might be a Perv also. She only ASKED if you shave them. Actually, it might work better as a pick-up line in a bar, “Hey Babe, you’re lookin hot tonight in that red dress. Do you shave your pubes?”
“Wisdom for the Day” :
As a society using ”Gender Neutral” Port-Potties, we wouldn’t have to worry wither the Men’s or Woman’s had to be emptied more often than the other. We are all equally full of shit., and we all need a brain health assessment on a regular basis.
“Random Thought for the Day” :
There is a distinct difference between “Spanish” and “Mexican” music. You would think since the Spanish Conquistadors invaded Mexico when there were only indigenous people living there, that there would be more of a Spanish influence in the sound of the music.
What we identify as Mexican music is so polka-like, you just know that the major influence was from Polish and Germanic people that fled Europe before, during, and after, World War Two. You don’t see any Mexican flamenco guitarists. You do see lots of accordions in Mexico though. Besides refugees fleeing the war, there were a lot of Nazis who went to hide in Mexico as well as South America. yiy yiy yiy yiyyyyy, yiy, yiy yiy yiy yiyyyyyyy.
Strain: “Pink Floyd’s Discarded Roaches” harvested during the Wall Tour 1980-81
We sometimes think it is hopeless and against all odds, but hey, we are part of the 99% against the 1% that currently have absolute control. We can and shall overcome the odds, but only if we truly ORGANIZE. Otherwise, we are all just as a “Single Fly, Farting in the Wind”. Some thoughts on possible miracles/solutions can be found on the following GOFUNDME page. If you have questions, suggestions, comments, etcetera, again, please feel free to contact me. You can contact me by farcecrap PM, send me an email or fill out the contact form below.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/like-a-single-fly-farting-in-the-wind
For my faithful readers that are aware that I’m finally working on “The Dead Armadillo” story, like say, a Producer, or a Director, or a Screenwriter or someone or a company that desires to option my novel, you can contact me at any time, night or day. If you are a one of those faithful readers that wish to read and follow my progress as I work on this novel, I will be posting updates as a PDF file on every new post on this website/blog. Here’s the latest of “The Dead Armadillo”
TheDeadArmadilloManuscript101019
For those of you that would care to get involved with me on this project, as I intend to hire a professional screenwriter at some point, and produce a feature film, I have recently been approved for a KICKSTARTER campaign where you can contribute. Here is the link to the KICKSTARTER campaign.
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Some immediate needs. On a volunteer basis for now, we need a WEBMASTER who can work on the ITAD-NAO website, we need a person skilled in “Crowd-Funding” and “Director of Charitable Giving”, we need an attorney to help in the legal matters for ITAD_NAO, including setting us up as a tax-exempt “Church”, we need a Certified CPA to insure the financial integrity of the ITAD-NAO organization, we need a “Chief of Security”, we need a film-maker, first for YouTube, eventually for larger platforms, plus a few other positions. We believe that somewhere down the road, a Billionaire will step up to the plate and write a check for $50 Million or so, which will turn those volunteer positions into paid positions.
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