The next time you start a conversation with a pretty woman at a bar, you introduce yourself, “Hi, I’m Dr. Saxe” “No, not a doctor, doctor” “I’m a research scientist at UCLA School of Medicine” “We don’t experiment with live animals” “That’s a beautiful dress you have on!” “We ARE looking for some test subjects” “Yes, you would be a perfect participant” “Yes, you would be compensated” “The University will pay you $100 for every contribution” “There’s no penetration or pain” “No. what I mean by no penetration, is that there are no needles, or penetration of your skin by any other means” She says, “You want a pound of what?” “My Pubic Hair!” What makes you think my bush weighs a pound?!”
If she hasn’t walked away, go on to say, “Our research involves testing different strains of cannabis combined with different substances, both plant and animal based”
“Yes, cucumbers, carrots etceteras” “Thighbone of a rabid squirrel” “It was time for Female Pubic Hair to be tested, red, blonde, all types and colors” “It’s hands on research” “That’s not what I am inferring. you shave yourself, and I’ll behave myself” (wink wink).
“By hands on, I mean we don’t use machines to do the inhaling” “So far, the only category of additives that seem to enhance the cannabis, are other drugs” “When we find the right pubic hair, we will try to chemically duplicate it and share it with the world” If my theories are correct, “Red Hair” from a young adult like yourself, with a lot of freckles, will be the winner” “Rarity, that’s the key”
“It’s long, hard work. With over a hundred different strains of cannabis to test with each pubic hair sample, we are committed to the quest and confident in our commitment” “Here’s my Lab address off campus, 10:30 tomorrow morning, yes we provide the shaving equipment” “Can you dress like a schoolgirl?”
Strain: Doorknob 5 mixed with Lucy’s Pubes, harvested April 1, 2016
We sometimes think it is hopeless and against all odds, but hey, we are part of the 99% against the 1% that currently have absolute control. We can and shall overcome the odds, but only if we truly ORGANIZE. Otherwise, we are all just as a “Single Fly, Farting in the Wind”. Some thoughts on possible miracles/solutions can be found on the following GOFUNDME page. If you have questions, suggestions, comments, etcetera, again, please feel free to contact me. You can contact me by farcecrap PM, send me an email or fill out the contact form below.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/like-a-single-fly-farting-in-the-wind
For my faithful readers that are aware that I’m finally working on “The Dead Armadillo” story, like say, a Producer, or a Director, or a Screenwriter or someone or a company that desires to option my novel, you can contact me at any time, night or day. If you are a one of those faithful readers that wish to read and follow my progress as I work on this novel, I will be posting updates as a PDF file on every new post on this website/blog. Here’s the latest of “The Dead Armadillo”
TheDeadArmadilloManuscript101019
For those of you that would care to get involved with me on this project, as I intend to hire a professional screenwriter at some point, and produce a feature film, I have recently been approved for a KICKSTARTER campaign where you can contribute. Here is the link to the KICKSTARTER campaign.
Peace & Abide, La paz y la morada, السلام والالتزام , שלום ושמירה, Paix et Demeure, Խաղաղությունը եւ մնալը, Мир и пребывание,, 平和と遵守, 和平與恪守, Aştî û Abad, صلح و عبید, Fred och Abide, Kapayapaan at Patuloy, Frieden und Bleiben, Mir i Ostanite, शांति और निवास, Hòa bình và ở lại, Мир и Абиде, שלום און בלייַבן, สันติภาพและการปฏิบัติ, Mir in bivanje,
Dr. T. C. Saxe, DD, RSISHE
Some immediate needs. On a volunteer basis for now, we need a WEBMASTER who can work on the ITAD-NAO website, we need a person skilled in “Crowd-Funding” and “Director of Charitable Giving”, we need an attorney to help in the legal matters for ITAD_NAO, including setting us up as a tax-exempt “Church”, we need a Certified CPA to insure the financial integrity of the ITAD-NAO organization, we need a “Chief of Security”, we need a film-maker, first for YouTube, eventually for larger platforms, plus a few other positions. We believe that somewhere down the road, a Billionaire will step up to the plate and write a check for $50 Million or so, which will turn those volunteer positions into paid positions.
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