As I was sitting here tonight in my easy chair, playing poker on my iPhone 15 Pro Max, I was playing for so long that I was thinking “Gee, I’m really draining the battery. I’ll probably be draining it down until it just turns off”. However, I just rage quit on poker but still left the table with 7.6 million chips, 5 million more chips than I started with.
I really wanted to finish writing this story. So as I went back to my iPhone’s Notepad, I noticed that I’m at 72% battery, so I’m OK.
Anyway, I started thinking, wouldn’t be cool if there already was a wireless cell phone battery charger? Wouldn’t it be awesome if all I had to do is point my phone at a charging apparatus and charge my phone while I’m playing poker? I always seem to invent shit after it’s already on the market, like the original Hula Hoop.
Growing up on a farm instead of the big city, I wasn’t always privy to the latest shit that kids were playing with.
At around eight years old or thereabouts, I took a small section of water hose from one of the sheds and connected the two ends together after filling the hose with sand. I had no idea what to do with this four foot hoop of water hose. Maybe a new form of horseshoes? That WOULD get invented later except the round “hoops” were solid plasticized rubber. And instead of a large metal spike driven into the “Horseshoe Pit”, the target for those little round hoops was a board with five wooden pegs sticking out, with the center peg being 100 points. Mankind has had the “Hula Hoop” for a few thousand years. Google it. I digress.
Back to MY Hula Hoop. This thing was heavy, with all the sand in it. I couldn’t hold it up, let alone throw it. Then I thought, “Hey! I know! What if I coat the outside of the hose with something that will harden it into that circular shape, and then pour out all that sand”.
How it came to be that I lifted my now much lighter “Hoop” up around my hips and sometimes my neck is because my girlfriend at the time, Suzie The Redhead, was studying Hawaiian “Hula” dancing. The rest is history.
She put my Hula Hoop around her waist and made that thing spin like it was motorized. Then about a month later, my cousin Mikey came to visit for a week. Guess what he brought with him to show me? His Hula Hoop that Auntie Alice brought him from Ben Franklin 5 & Dime store for $1.49
Anyway, back to my Wireless battery charger for a cell phone.
What if you could just hold your cell phone in the air while you’re playing poker for three hours, pointing the top edge towards a device, and push a button and the “Charging Port” charges wirelessly from the wireless charger plugged over there on the wall by the toaster?
The charging port is somewhat shaped like a “Star Wars” kind of space ship, called the UNITED INTERSTELLAR SPACE SHIP Cellphone Charging Port, which is a miniature version of a real full size space ship charging port like the one in Quartzsite, Arizona. The Nikola Tesla with the insignia of the UNITED INTERSTELLAR PLANETS United on its side. Only a miniature version of it plugged in the 110V socket.
A specific radio frequency carries electrical energy from the “Base” to your cellular device/phone which has a converter chip device in it, specifically set to the correct radio frequency.
In the early days, the scientists/inventors working on this new technology found out that you don’t want to have a one of those implants in your heart. What do you call them? Pacemakers, because the first time they tested the device it got confused and instead of sending the beam of invisible energy (not the massive lightning-bolt-like thing) via a radio signal to the scientist’s phone, the charging port homed in on the dude’s pacemaker. He was dead before he hit the floor. Instantly dropped dead.
We all have heard the terms, “The air is electric”…..or, a televangelist, preaching/yelling at 5,000 dancing followers, “There’s electricity in here tonight folks, and I’m here to tell you that God is not real”. Imagine me talking to a crowd like that in a huge Roman Catholic cathedral in Paris. Just kidding.
Postscript: An interesting part of this story is that a few days ago I had a medical incident at 4:30 in the morning in my bathroom.
As I lifted the toilet seat up to pee, my legs suddenly weren’t there. I fell like a sack of potatoes on my right side, hitting the wall with my noggin.
This past few days I had suffered a bit of pain in my back because of an old injury from 58 years ago (fractured my spine in three places), and I antagonized the right hip joint that already had been giving me arthritic pain. I had been spending the past few days in bed 50% of the time because of the pain and just feeling shitty. Also, I had been a little concerned that my legs and balance wasn’t working normally.
Tonight, I lit up a few bowls of that Oregon Home Grown, thinking, if anything was going to ease my pain, Cannabis will. Sure enough, pain gone, balance and what seems like normal leg function is back. I spent over three hours playing poker online and multi-tasking, writing 90% of this story on my iPhone.
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