IMPORTANT! Watch the film on Amazon Prime FIRST. Then read my review.
The first eleven minutes and four seconds in, and I was hooked! Here’s the thought that hooked me. IF, ands it’s a BIG IF….
IF 50 to 75 percent of young adults under 39 watch this movie, it COULD actually come true someday that a REAL REVOLUTION occurs all across America. That the younger generations will actually be inspired to do this.
The title of this movie that I’m watching and writing about? ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, with Leonardo DiCaprio as, Bob, Sean Penn as the Lieutenant Colonel Steven J. Lockjaw who was in command of the border crossing detention facility. Sean Penn’s best role ever in my humble opinion.
The amazing part for me is that I was never a huge fan of Sean’s, until this movie. He isn’t like a Mel Gibson or a Sylvester Stallone type of actor, but he sure gave an Unknown Sock Puppet Award performance in this movie.
OMG! SO FUNNY! Twelve minutes and six seconds in, and the Sean Penn character, Lieutenant Colonel Lockjaw is sitting in his vehicle “reconnaissancing” “reconortering”. Spanking the Monkey” while staring through a pair of binoculars at Jungle Pussy played by Shana McHale. HAHAHA! Good character development in the story. That’s why it’s labeled as a “Dark Comedy” which is one of my favorite genres.
As always, when I am inspired to write one of my world-famous movie reviews, I happen to have smoked a bong-load of my favorite Oregon Home Grown. Thirty-four minutes and nineteen seconds before I started watching the movie.
I say “World-Famous” because I post my reviews on my website that as of today, has 2,342,754 visitors from 189 countries.
About 10,000 people from all over the world will read this particular review the day I publish it here on my website.
OH NOOOO! One of those bombs is being planted in the ductwork right above a toilet. One of those night guards is going to be blown up mid-stroke or mid-grunt!
Surprise surprise. Lieutenant Colonel Lockjaw suddenly appears behind Jungle Pussy. For a split second there, I thought he was about to get a Chupada! Hahaha!
A few minutes later, “Soldier Boy, Oh My Little Soldier Boy” started playing and when I saw that Lieutenant Colonel Lockjaw was going to get a LOT more than just a little Дать в рот (Dat’ v rot).
Geez. I was expecting a typical Hollyweird sex scene. All he got was 手槍塞進他的屁股裡.
Okay okay. I’m only eighteen minutes and twenty-nine seconds into this wonderful film and I had to stop and give it my rating, which is, 5 out of 5 Unknown Sock Puppet Awards out of 5, for the screenplay, the acting, the directing, the music/score, AND, most importantly, the DIALOGUE!
Other awards included Academy Awards (Oscars): Won 6 out of its 13 nominations, including Best Picture, Best Director (Paul Thomas Anderson), Best Supporting Actor (Sean Penn), Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Casting, and Best Film Editing.
Looks like it’s going to be a loooong night because I’ve been watching this movie for two hours and six seconds already, (because I stop to write).
Note after I finished watching and writing about this great film: I love this movie! I’ve been watching and writing my reviews for about six years now, and I’ve reviewed a LOT of excellent movies over those years. I have to say that it now my all-time favorite movie in this genre. It took me six hours, eleven minutes, and fifteen seconds to finish watching this great movie. A 2 hour and 41 minute film released in 2025.
The “Christmas Adventurer’s Club”????
This only happens occasionally when I’m watching and writing. Sometimes I miss something, like where did Jungle Pussy go, is she dead? I will either find out that she’s still alive, or….. feel like we’re gonna find out why her and Bob split up.
THAT’S HER! What a great screenplay! Jungle Pussy rescues her daughter Perfidia before the Feds could kidnap her, and she doesn’t yet know it’s her mother.
“Don’t fucking panic Bob, keep your shit together” AND THEN HE TAKES ANOTHER HIT! OMG! SFFIASUMC!
The tunnel. What a “Great Escape”.
Perfidia finally gets caught. That sucks!
Nasty talking’ Nun.
“ALL HAIL SAINT NICK” HAHAHAHA! What a great parody!
NUNS WITH A SHOOTING RANGE! LOVE IT! What a great screenplay!
ANOTHER GREAT ESCAPE BY BOB! From the medical ward at the Fed’s induction center.
“Sisters of the Brave Beaver” “Who are they?” “They grow weed. They’re Nuns”. DIALOGUE!
Bob sure knows how to escape. That “Proverbial” fork, or “T” in the road. Very much reminds me of my theory of where are species is headed. There are several related stories on my website about that. Just type in the search engine on my website things like, “Fork in the Road “, “Beam me up Scotty”, “Age of Aquarius”
Those three searches should find most of my essays/schtick on the future of our species.
What an EVIL way to kill someone. Make the victim believe that he’s finally made it into the “Club”. Corner office with a great view. Then they gas you ass to death! In conclusion, what I said in the very beginning of this review.
IF 50 to 75 percent of young adults under 39 watch this movie, it COULD actually come true someday that a REAL REVOLUTION occurs all across America. That the younger generations will actually be inspired to do something to return our country to something the founding fathers will be proud of.
Paraphrasing Judge Napolitano: What if the government is wrong, and WE’RE RIGHT!
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt30144839/
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