The other day, Abby was walking with Paulie on the playground near the Youth Center when she came upon a cowboy looking dude and his Doberman.
When the Doberman finished taking a huge dump, the dude started walking away with his dog, so Abby said to him, “Hey! Dude! You gonna pick up your dog’s crap?” The dude responded, “No. I left it for YOU sweetheart”.
Paulie responded in perfect Joe Pesci English, “Dude, pick up your dog’s shit, or you might find it difficult to swallow mine when I rip off your face and crap in your mouth”.
This stopped the cowboy in his tracks. He turned around and yelled a command at his Doberman, “KILL”.
Well guess what? You’ve never seen a dog run so fast. In the opposite direction! The cowboy yelled, “Dudley! Come back here!”
Then Paulie began slowly walking toward the dude, growling, and the cowboy ended up picking up his dog’s crap, and walked away. He was never seen again at the playground.
This chapter in my short story PAULIE was added to the revised PDF, which will be updated as I continue to add additional chapters and content. Here’s a link to the newest version for those of you that are not subscribed to Amazon Kindle Unlimited. Paulie071925PDFedited
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