So, my Uncle Fred (on my mother’s side) just died. He was 101 years old. He did not die with his boots on.
Uncle Fred left his fortune to the remaining nephews and nieces who are still alive. That turns out to be only me. He left $678 million dollars in his will with only two stipulations.
The first requirement in Uncle Fred’s will is that I have to leave 40% to take care of his seven Dobermans, one feisty but lucky Chihuahua named “Lucky”, and four Doberman/Chihuahua mixes.
The other stipulation is that 40% be given out to total strangers who will receive $2.6 million each. Just type in the comments, (IN CAPS) I’M READY FREDDY, GIVE ME THE MONEY HONEY.
It’s first cum, first smeared (WHOOPS I MEAN SERVED).
Now, if you aren’t suffering from ADHD and got this far, YES, this is not a scam. It’s a parody. FACEBOOK PAY ATTENTION! THIS IS A PARODY! I just wanted to see if the Facebook algorithms pick up on this because I’m sick and tired of all the scammers that are NOT caught by Facebook.
It’s a crying shame that scammers on Facebook are constantly scamming people young and old out of their hard-earned money with very sophisticated scamming operations.
Personally, I’ve caught seven scammers and turned them in to Facebook in the past year. Not that they did anything about it.
I guess it WILL be hilarious to see how many people actually type in that phrase, I’M READY FREDDY, GIVE ME THE MONEY HONEY.
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