Cutoffabite, a new miraculous mineral

Cutoffabite. That’s this brand-new mineral discovered out in the desert near the north end of the Grand Canyon by Dr. Thomas C. Saxe, DD, RSISHE. Seven government laboratories around the world are conducting tests to determine all the properties this new mineral might have. Five of the seven labs that include the USA, Canada, Great Britain and Russia have concluded and concur that Cutoffabite is of unearthly origins. What planet or solar system it’s from, or how it got here, nobody knows, yet.

Paul and I were having a phone conversation, and I was telling him that when he tried to get a hold of me before, I was in the kitchen making one of my favorite replacement snacks because I had no munchies left.

I had once told him how way back in 1968 when I was 19, I had full access to the Folkston City Jail in south eastern Georgia about 20 miles east of the main Interstate 95 going through Georgia to Florida, which was only about two or three miles from the state line. Part of THE DEAD ARMADILLO story which is available here for free on my website.

Because I was the only inmate in this jail for 90 days, I taught myself how to cook, Southern Style, fell in love with what I thought was a baby cereal, a great addition to breakfast, lunch, OR dinner called “Grits”.

The first time I cooked a pot full, adding Cheddar cheese and fresh-minced garlic, yummy.

So tonight, I’m describing my snack/meal tonight to my brother Paul, a meal I named, “The Jailhouse Open-Face”.

Simple. It can be Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jam like I had tonight, or anything that is not rigid as lunch meat and cheese, like open/face Tuna Sandwich, etcetera, except the difference from a lunch meat sandwich and my “Jailhouse Open-Face” sandwiches is that with a Bologna Sandwich, you can hold that with your hands and easily consume it. With Peanut Butter and Jam or Jelly, it drips on your shirt if you’re not careful, so open-face became the winner in my “Jail House” recipe contest.

CUT-OFF-A-BITE. I explained, “As an open face I can put tons more Peanut Butter and choice of sweetness on each half of the bun or slice.

Cutoffabite. I take my tablespoon and cut off a bite, and consume”. Hahahaha! This idea for a story about an alien mineral could get interesting if we invent the physical and spiritual properties of it. Like, healing open wounds instantly when a small amount, very small amount, is placed in your bath water.

I digress. Back to that mysterious mineral. The Russian scientists discovered that again, a microscopic amount of Cutoffabite mixed with Vodka and ten gallons of water can run a diesel engine from Los Angeles to New York pulling 45,000 pounds. Stay tuned as other test results are released to the public.

I created the “Artist Rendering” image of Cutoffabite using an AI image generator and added the Fox News thing with Photoshop.

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